*looks right* *looks left* *plants flag*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:19 am

*looks right*
*looks left*
*plants flag*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:20 pm

*establishes military base*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:57 pm

*sends out exploritory party consisting of gruffly attractive strong guy, tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff, little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him, short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief, and the black guy who is there just to get killed by the monster 5 minutes in*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:43 am

*black guy killed in spray of blood 5 minutes in*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:43 pm

*short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief breaks leg graphically, with only little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him there to help*
*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him shoots him*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:08 pm

*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him begins to regret shooting short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief, but covers it up with snippy remarks like "he would have slowed us down!"*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:11 am

*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him saves gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff by sacrificing self*
*gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff celebrate their survival and defeat of the slime monster by having gratutious sex onscreen*
*BUT WAIT! THE SLIME MONSTER IS NOT QUITE DEAD! it lurches forward, and we watch in slime monster view as it gets closer...closer...closer...*
*slime monster defeated when gruffly attractive strong guy abruptly spots it behind tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff and shoots it over her shoulder*
*insert clever line here*
*gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff limp back to base*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:19 am

*establishes small town on edge of forest*

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:29 pm

*small town attacked by swarm of blood spewing slime monsters*

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:46 am

*burns town to the ground leaving one surving spiky haired kid to survive*

*rebuilds town and hires actors to replace townsfolk for the sole purpose of mind fuckery*

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:39 pm

*Films Movie of the Week for NBC*

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