Who Dunnit? A Conspiracy Theory by Hbomb

Hbomb · Post by **Hbomb** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:07 pm

Who in the Jobeth.net universe could've killed Mrs. Gartman?

It's who you least expect.

Jobeth!

I never bought that dumb blonde act. I knew she was hiding something.

She's been hiding all this time, planning.

I'd blame Catball, but you need feet to kill.

-H

Ed Festus · Post by **Ed Festus** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:34 am

My theory:

Ada, madly in love with Marc Gartman since her last stay, hired the pig to kill Rachel. In exchange Ada will help the pig swallow Jackie's soul, since he is too stupid to do it himself.

I'm not sure if Marc himself is involved in anyway.

Evil!!!

Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 4:03 pm

It was... Mendosa!
*raises blood covered hand into the air*
MEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDOOOOOOSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Flying Swordfish · Post by **Flying Swordfish** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:49 pm

It was the fridge. It got jealous because of it's lack of appearances >.>
Oh sweet mother of god! **runs as she's suddenly descended upon by a menacing, square-shaped shadow**

Hbomb · Post by **Hbomb** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:35 pm

That's a good point. It's been awhile since we've seen Fridge.

But it's been an even longer time since we've seen JoBeth!

-H

Flying Swordfish · Post by **Flying Swordfish** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:37 pm

Yeah.. that's true. o.o But maybe when she left, she took up residence in the fridge's freezer compartment.. leaving them to plot.. I bet they're -both- in on it! o_o

Byrdie Fae · Post by **Byrdie Fae** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:50 am

You have officially scared me

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 8:41 am

MAYBE it's the ALKA SELTZER MAN, at last dropping his guise of harmless dispenser of VERY odd advice

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