I met real life Mormons today!

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:40 am

Shit, they read my comic and tracked me down!

Well, not really. This is the second time LDS missionaries have found me in Japan. The tactic of recruiting people starting with small talk might work better if it wasn't fucking freezing outside. Honestly, they'd have more luck finding a time and location other than outside in the middle of December. I have nothing against Mormons, I saw the past few Krakows as more of a friendly jab than anything else, so I politely brushed them off then headed home.

Thinking back now, I really should have gave them the URL for Krakow. I'll be prepared next time.

Magicide · Post by **Magicide** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 11:25 pm

*Never take a job where getting paid depends on your completing the job vs getting paid per hour*

I just spent the past 3 days give or take at work helping to implement a new wireless computer system for a giant warehouse.. WHEE!

But about mormons... They can be good fun if you meet the right kind. A friend from high school is a chain pot smoker and the first person to tip back a beer at a party, yet because his parents raised him as a Mormon he feels as long as he feels like one in his heart, he's being faithful.

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 11:38 pm

Being paid by the hour rules. I can do things like post on my messageboard! I should calculate how much money I earn on average for each post I make.

My hometown of Calgary has Mormons, but they're fairly lax about the rules regarding stimulants. Some drink Pepsi, which I suppose makes them heathens in the eyes of Utah Mormons.

P.S. I just earned $0.92 typing this.

Magicide · Post by **Magicide** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:37 am

I've always thought of Mormons as being like salespeople. They make their pitch, if it fails they walk away and foist their product on another person. The door to door evangelicals on the other hand have the whole convert or burn in hell as a heathen... The Protestant simplified view of things is much easier to digest. I think the safest outlook is the dyslexic Neitschien atheist is the safest road and humorous to boot.

Typing this up paid $2.03 in our Monopoly money