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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:48 pm
by **SN0tFaCE**
hi people. this site rocks dont; u think.
heres a joke.. if you're really touchy when it comes to racism LEAVE RIGHT NOW,
actually, i better not say anythin, in case the guy who made this site rips my head off. see ya people. if you have any good HAPPY jokes. paste em here.
SNot.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2002 3:29 am
by Zacc
Heyy....I'm not that kind of guy that has even enough strengh to rip people's head off.
wht ws the joke about..?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:02 am
by Lil Kitten
Yeah, I'd kinda like to hear it, too.
*has a blonde joke and hopes that no one here is blonde*
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!!
*giggles*
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:22 am
by Zacc
Ummm... Eve? Where is your joke? :? Kinda want to hear it but... It's been so long! I feel like I'm the only one here!
Okay, here's a joke, but I want poeple to guess the answer.
5 idiots are looking for a job. They take a job in taxi driving. Why is their job a failure?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:55 am
by Lil Kitten
Why is their job a failure?
I have no idea.
...
I have another one. (Sorry, it's another blonde one.)
How do you get a one-handed blonde out of a tree?
Wave at her.
*bursts into hysterical laughter*
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 4:29 am
by Zacc
Haha, nice one. Although I don't get it.
Sorry!
Okay, their job was a failure because:
All 5 idiots sat in the same taxi, so there was no space for the customer!
Hahaha!
Okay, that's not funny.
And, then. Here's the 2nd part.
The 5 idiots decide to open a car-repairing shop. why wasn't there any customers this time, too?
Please give a try and tell me what you think the answer is. ^_^
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:15 am
by Melancholy Chinese
WARNING WARNING
SICK JOKE
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES
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A man and a girl walk into a dark forest.
"I'm scared," says the little girl.
"You're scared?" says the guy, "I'm the one who has to come out of here alone."
Bada boom.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:45 am
by Lil Kitten
The whole idea behind the joke was that the blonde is so stupid that she's wave back to you. And... Teehee, she only has one hand!!! So, she'd fall!!!!!
*laughs*
Get it now?
Another joke!
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2002 3:57 am
by Zacc
There was once a monster, who owned a land of precious flowers. Many people wanted to get inside his land to get that flower, but the monster only knew how to say "no". Every question was rejected with "no". But one day, traveller came and asked him a question. The monster straight away gave him access to his land. What do you think the question was?
"Mind if I enter your land?"
Ain't this a lame joke?! Gwahahahahah... ^_^
Well....
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:36 pm
by Zacc
Well, y'know, the forum's dead.
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 1:33 pm
by Melancholy Chinese
Meh. All is vanity.
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 8:58 am
by Aero
I like those little cheese balls.....
huh?
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:15 am
by Zacc
yeah, I like em too. What cheese balls?
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:06 pm
by Aero
My mom buys a generatic brand and they're just called Cheese balls... but I love them
