Caption Contest! June 21, 2005

J-Dawg · Post by **J-Dawg** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:05 pm

Caption contest! I need you guys to come up with dialogue for this strip that will make me pee my jeans laughing. BJ wanted to draw this, but he couldn't come up with anything wordlike for it.

So, for the next week, post your submissions here. Post as many as you want, since the winner gets the big 10"....piece of Bristol BJ drew the strip on, signed by both of us with your caption scrawled underneath. And the caption will be added to the strip in the archives, with your sweet li'l name attached to it for all eternity (or until the Keen server crashes again). If there's more than one winner, we'll just have to think of something a little less cool to give the runners-up.

Good luck!

BJ · Post by BJ » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:12 pm

Tonja: Well okay, the windows are clean, but now I feel dirty.
Mindy: Got sthpit leftht! Hold sthtill!

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:15 pm

Tonja: Mindy, didn't I tell you not to lick the fourth wall?
Mindy: Bu ih tatheth wike chokla!

Doc

Hbomb · Post by **Hbomb** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:41 am

Tonja: You missed a spot!

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:17 am

Tonja: Put down the jar. You're scaring the pickled eggs.
Mindy: Bu' I ca' a'mohs' tays' dem!

-Zodo, CI
Consummate Troublemaker
King of the Forum!

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:23 pm

Tonja: Liza called. She said gluing your tongue to a plate glass window is not acceptable for your science project.

Doc

Maveric · Post by **Maveric** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:52 pm

Tonja: Somehow, I don't think licking BJ's monitor is gonna make him update "Jackie's Fridge"

Ok, a real one:

Tonja: Mindy, it only works in the winter, and only on metal poles, not on windows.

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:18 pm

Tonja: OK, you've made your point. We'll order a pizza, just stop licking the TV.

Doc

Hbomb · Post by **Hbomb** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:31 pm

Tonja: But Mindy, the new Zelda game doesn't come out until October.

Oh, and if I won, I'd just be happy with a guest strip.

Mirober · Post by **Mirober** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:41 pm

Tonja: Wow. Flavored windows. What'll they think of next?
Mindy: 'ith oneth 'ork!

Mirober · Post by **Mirober** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:50 pm

Textbox Caption: And so the mystery of the goldfish's nervous tic was solved.

Tonja: Also the mystery of the runt's sushi breath.

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:18 am

Tonja: I don't care if you've "marked it" as yours. We're not buying that big screen TV.

Doc

Jcs · Post by **Jcs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:26 am

Tonja: Uh, squirt, I don't think that this is what Tinkerbell had in mind when she asked you to clean her windows.

Mindy: Buh she paidth me thikth bukth!

(Sadly I typed that out while enunciating it wih my tongue stuck out)

Maveric · Post by **Maveric** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:26 pm

Tonja: No, somehow I don't think "Taste TV" will ever catch on.

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:54 am

Tonja: Mindy if you keep insisting that you're a puppy, I'm going to have to put you down for leaving messes on the carpet.

Doc

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:35 pm

Tonja: Ok, Mindy, so what DOES superglue taste like?

Doc

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:07 pm

Tonja: I warned you this would happen. Make fun of mimes, get stuck in a glass box.

Doc

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:37 am

Tonja:
I told you before.
Licking the glass is yucky.
Are you happy now?

(do I get a bonus point for making it Haiku?

)

Hbomb · Post by **Hbomb** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:14 am

Tonja: There's another $10 in it if you do the floors.

J-Dawg · Post by **J-Dawg** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:15 am

And the winner is...

"I don't care if you've 'marked it' as yours..."

I think the overtones of Mindy peeing on stuff to claim it as 'hers' did it for me. Inappropriately appropriate. Thanks for all of your answers; I haven't decided on the two runner ups yet. And, I'll need info from DocMan so he can get sent his strip.