hmm...

Maniacal Eyes 910 · Post by **Maniacal Eyes 910** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:26 am

Doesn't it usually go like this..?
C-Bitch! *flick*
S-Ho! *flick*
C-Bitch! *flick*
S-Ho! *flick*
C-Bitch! *flick*
S-Ho! *flick*
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F-CHILDREN! BE NICE!

Zephulos · Post by **Zephulos** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:06 am

At times, yes. That's an entirely different insult fight. This is a contest of wit, the other is a contest of will.

Maniacal Eyes 910 · Post by **Maniacal Eyes 910** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:31 pm

Oh Jesus Christ...

Seajewel · Post by **Seajewel** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:53 am

i don't see where the Jesus Christ comes in there..

Tigrillo · Post by **Tigrillo** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:01 pm

sooner or later Jesus comes into every debate...he's just usually running late...no watches in his day you know...

Darth Paradox · Post by **Darth Paradox** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 1:11 am

yeah, and y'know the old sundial-strapped-to-the-wrist trick wasn't that reliable if your hand wasn't facing due north.

Bah. Jesus never needed watches. If he said it was two in the afternoon, it was two in the afternoon. And if it wasn't, he'd make it so.

Zephulos · Post by **Zephulos** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 6:01 am

He was probably a little hard to get along with, in that respect. You'd be all like "I'll meet you at three", and he'd go "okay, Mike". And then three would roll around, and no Jesus. And then, about five, he'd show up. And if you told him he was late, he'd go into the whole "infallible" thing, and maybe turn back the sun.
I'm personally a little scared from the fig tree incident.

Tigrillo · Post by **Tigrillo** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:38 am

*sigh* These messiahs today...tsk tsk.

Jesus Christ, Son of God · Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:34 am

Bitch-ass fig tree had it coming.

Zephulos · Post by **Zephulos** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:15 am

godhatesfigs.com
Excellent site.