LEVIATHAN

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:56 am

For those who read GimR on Sunday...if God were to get ANOTHER pet, who would it be?

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:24 am

His pet would have to be Pauly Shore... The last thing God created drunk... (The first being the platapus)

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:00 am

Which answers the question, "Could God create a moron so annoying even He couldn't tolerate him?"

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:30 am

It's funny cause it's true!

ZOMBIE USER 5470 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5470** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:48 pm

On 2002-03-26 08:00, theangryQ wrote:
Which answers the question, "Could God create a moron so annoying even He couldn't tolerate him?"

Sadly, not yet.

doesn't keep him from trying though, has it?

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:07 pm

He did scratch Atlantis, presumably to get rid of somebody. And Jimmy Hoffa still needs some explainin'.

Great new intro to UH, by the way.

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:18 am

A similar question, if God gets acne, will he squeeze em?

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:52 am

The whole 'mana from heaven' story in Exodus just took on a disturbing new meaning.

Toddandpenguin · Post by **Toddandpenguin** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 7:15 pm

another penguin.
can't go wrong with penguins.

~dave

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:37 am

Taking up Space is coool!

Go Dave! Go Dave! Go-go-go Dave!

But you've betrayed your penguin bias with a bunny. Maybe God should adopt a pengunny.

Hmmm...