dr. Hankypanky

[Arjan Beeftink]

Dear sir,<P>I've been married to 'dr Hankypanky' for 8 years and know for a fact that he's not a real psychiatrist, or even a medical doctor. His real name is Herbert Knickerkicker and he works as a vacuum-cleaner salesman. We got divorced 2 years ago because of his obsession with people who are obsessed with asking unsound questions about bodily functions. Please do not get into contact with him. I did 10 years ago and it took me 8 years to lose him.
Furthermore I'm happy to tell you that I have bowel-movement every day, producing firm and bouillon-odoured stools. Micturition occurs four to five times a day. I masturbate every other day.<P>Your's sincerely,<P>Mrs. Freebottom <P>

[Capn]

There's no replacement for good bowel movent. Keep up the good work!