The Lollards of the 21st century

[JimRob]

Now that's actually useful. (But I'd end up using it at least three times a day.)<P>- BHAD: Bashes Head Against Desk<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://toothandclaw.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Tooth and Claw</A> (the melancholic strip)

[JimRob]

New acronyms for amusement:
- SAOG: Stifles Attack Of Giggles
- COMLM: Corner Of Mouth Lifts Marginally
- SWUV: Snorts With Unexpected Violence
- GTCT: Goes To Change Trousers
- SIUHAWWPA: Shrieks In Uncontrollable Hysteria And Wonders Where Pills Are
- SWBHD: Sneers With Barely-Hidden Derision
- SIEPAPAAH: Smiles In Embarrassed Pity At Pathetic Attempt At Humour
- ROFLYSCTT: Rolls On Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Continues To Type<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://toothandclaw.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Tooth and Claw</A> (the melancholic strip)

[ZOMBIE USER 5169]

How about:
- ATROITMI: At The Risk Of Imparting Too Much Information
I tried it in <A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum44 ... 00444.html" TARGET=_blank>Gene's forum</A> and waited for queries. None came. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">

[ZOMBIE USER 5169]

As a BHB I ought to give my <A HREF="http://www.newshounds.com/d/20000606.html" TARGET=_blank>source</A> for the expression.<P>- BHB: Basically Honest Bloke

[ZOMBIE USER 5169]

- CIA: Collapses In Agony. (Probably more useful in the pun-infested Bruno forum.)

[El SillY]

My first post on this forum, SWLAOH (Sobs With Large Amounts Of Happiness).<P>Decided to add a few to the list (BTW: I make em up as I go along)<P>PSBMKINW = Please Stand By My Keyboard Is Not Working<P>ONMCDCIE = Oh No My CD Collection Is Exploding<P>LATLE = Laughs Then Looks Embarrassed<P>SPOON = StuPid Or Original Nonsense?<P>------------------
If I shot you and your dead body falls on me and breaks my neck, have I committed suicide?

[ZOMBIE USER 5169]

Another stolen one:
-IATOAOCOS: It's A Tradition Or An Old Charter Or Something.
(Catchphrase of Robert Rankin, writer of comic fantasy novels based largely in Brentford, London.)