Hey, Cat.

BreeAnn · Post by **BreeAnn** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 4:58 am

I need your opinion on a script I wrote for a comic me an' a friend are workin' on:Bree::: snarls at the tv:: WHYYYYY?!?!?! That was a perfectly good piece of dialogue in the original!! And what the #$%& happened to his VOICE?!?!
Malinda: (as a sort of narrator) Ah yes, a phrase many true anime fans have screamed at their television at one point or another. And most of us agree that all dubbing companies should be BURNED TO THE GROUND....
Bree::: muttering:: Amen...
Malinda: But that isn't the point of our discussion today! Today's discussion is: What if you really could reincarnate? Hey, Bree, you picked what you'd wanna be yet?
Bree::: smiles evilly, then POOF, a small brown bat is flittering in the air where she was standing, carrying a gas can in its hind paws. It squeaks loudly, then flitters over to the window::
Malinda: O.o;;; Uhmmm...I don't exactly follow your point there...
Bree-bat: :: SQUEAK!!
Malinda: Oooookay.... :: opens the window and lets the bat out, then plops in front of the TV::
(FOOM!!!!)
Malinda: :: runs over to the window to see a gigantic mushroom cloud rise into the air, then walks back to the TV as a news report comes on::
Newscaster: Firemen are just now finishing putting out the flames of what appears to be a terrorist attack. Authorities say that the D.I.V Animation Studios appears to have been the target and has suffered the most severe damage. The only clues to the identity of the attackers found were a gas can and what was identified as nitro glycerine in the ruined basement of the building, and an eyewitness statement saying they saw a small brown bat flying out of the building just before the explosion. We will keep you posted with new information as we recieve it.
Malinda: :: flicks off the tv and looks at the viewer with a knowing smirk::
THE END 
[This message has been edited by BreeAnn (edited 02-05-2001).]

Genecatlow · Post by **Genecatlow** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 5:56 am

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BreeAnn:
I need your opinion on a script I wrote for a comic me an' a friend are workin' on:
*giggles like an insane person* Maybe a few
others targets might be "hit" by Bree-Bat on
her next run, but all in all a most satisfying
little tale of justifiable destruction. ^_^
[This message has been edited by genecatlow (edited 02-05-2001).]

BreeAnn · Post by **BreeAnn** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 6:06 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by genecatlow:
 *giggles like an insane person* Maybe a few
others targets might be "hit" by Bree-Bat on
her next run, but all in all a most satisfying
little tale of justifiable destruction. ^_^
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hehehehe, see the comic is all bout the annoying facts of life like:
1) All dubbing companies deseve to be blown up.
2) The glue you have to lick on envelopes is deadly.
3) The weather always changes when you LEAST want it to.
4) Computers love to annoy their owners.
5) School is as bad as any prison camp.
And that sorta thing. ^^

Genecatlow · Post by **Genecatlow** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 1:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BreeAnn:
 Hehehehe, see the comic is all bout the annoying facts of life like:
1) All dubbing companies deseve to be blown up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Smashed about the head with heavy, blunt
objects, savaged viciously by rabid animals,
subjected to random electric shocks applied
with custom cattle prods, and *then* blown up.
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
2) The glue you have to lick on envelopes is deadly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually, I once had some envelopes that
actually had palatable glue. But that was a
decade ago. Most of them now are pretty lethal.
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
3) The weather always changes when you LEAST want it to.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, yes, but there's not much that can be
done about that.
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
4) Computers love to annoy their owners.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Of course. They're designed that way - how else
could there be a computer industry?
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
5) School is as bad as any prison camp.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
School IS prison camp.

BreeAnn · Post by **BreeAnn** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 2:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by genecatlow:
 Smashed about the head with heavy, blunt
objects, savaged viciously by rabid animals,
subjected to random electric shocks applied
with custom cattle prods, and *then* blown up.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ooooooo....I *like* the way you think!! >) <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Actually, I once had some envelopes that
actually had palatable glue. But that was a
decade ago. Most of them now are pretty lethal.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ever see the episode of Seinfield where George was getting married and his fiancee ended up keeling over from the glue on the envelopes of the wedding invitiations? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Of course. They're designed that way - how else
could there be a computer industry?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmmmmm...point. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
School IS prison camp.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>True.....Although prisons have better food and cable TV. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Digoraccoon · Post by **Digoraccoon** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 6:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BreeAnn:
 True.....Although prisons have better food and cable TV.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Whats up with that? It's almost encouraging people to go to jail >: Man the justice system is wacked that way.------------------
"Peace Out, Shinies In"
-Digo Raccoon

Fetch26291 · Post by **Fetch26291** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 7:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BreeAnn:
 Hehehehe, see the comic is all bout the annoying facts of life like:
3) The weather always changes when you LEAST want it to.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>as a New Englander, I know all about changing weather. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Kree · Post by **Kree** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 8:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by digoraccoon:
 Whats up with that? It's almost encouraging people to go to jail >: Man the justice system is wacked that way.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Kree nodnods his agreement. "Right. Look I'm no expert, but I seem to recall that it has to do with what is defined as cruel and unusual punishment in the new, reformed prison system. I'll say this, Alcatraz may have been bad, but not many people considered it a good alternative to freedom."

Genecatlow · Post by **Genecatlow** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 8:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BreeAnn:
Ooooooo....I *like* the way you think!! >)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, I try not to think those things, but when
it comes to American anime vandalizers, they
deserve no mercy. I remember one company
(Harmony Gold) that screwed over so much of
the classic anime I loved, I came to the
conclusion that it HAD to be intentional. No
human being with two functioning brain cells
could possibly have MEANT to have done such
an excreble job. Therefore their vile
versions must have been "sour grapes" hack
jobs out of envy for the inherant greatness
of anime. -_-
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Ever see the episode of Seinfield where
George was getting married and his fiancee
ended up keeling over from the glue on the
envelopes of the wedding invitiations?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Umm.. no I think I missed that one...
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
True.....Although prisons have better food and cable TV. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin ... BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah, that's one of the fine points of detail;
"prison" isn't quite "prison camp". A prison
camp isn't required to adhere to the same
standards as prison. <=)

TimberBram · Post by **TimberBram** » Wed Feb 07, 2001 11:39 am

And of course, when I lived in Calgary, AB, Canada, the standard comment was "Don't like the weather? Just wait a minute."Or alternatively, you can simply walk around the block...I've encountered sun, rain, hail, and snow.At least I live somewhere a *little* more consistent now.Peace,
Tim Bram.