So what do YOU!!! think they are saying eh?

Akkhima · Post by **Akkhima** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:48 pm

On 2002-04-10 06:37, The Red Hawk wrote:
Gay as a post? I was unaware that posts were gay.

The original one is better.

I know... I wrote the darned thing and I hate it. I couldn't come up with a good punchline (which is why I don't write a punchline-driven comic). It really isn't supposed to make sense. I don't know what crack Zina was on to actually choose mine.

-Akkhima

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 8:40 pm

The USADAP wants to know y u are discrimiating agaist posts

(United society agaist discrimnation agaisnt posts)

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:42 am

After regaining his bearings...
::Grabs his Singing Fish of Destruction

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:46 am

ummm sorry dude u cant chase me if i teleport nice try tho

didnt u read i did my dance (teleport dance) then disappeared

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:48 am

That's why it took three weeks you doof!
*whap*

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:51 am

osiris parrys the blow with a now blindingly shinny rubber chicken (wat do u think i did for three weeks?)

the skillfull uses it to disarm TOS and the whamp every inch of his body until he crys for mercy then turns walks into a wall *thump*
*crunch*
*unconsiousness*
(i said it was blinding didnt i

)
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NOOOOO the cute little rabit its attacking
Run Away.........RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:37 am

"Observes it all and scores it a 3.7"

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:41 pm

*watches in silence, then holds up a score card: 2.5*

That was.....different.

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Quewerty · Post by **Quewerty** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:13 pm

...moo.
http://www.esu.lt/andrius/10/go.htm
hehe, for hurting one of their own the bunnies are attacking ur cursors. ^_^

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 4:19 pm

Thank you thank you

pssstt wat was the scoring out of?

yes i am insaine and i will now alway spell it with 2 i's because it seems to incenst Andrick nuerotic tendency to fix it.

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 11:03 am

On 2002-04-12 17:19, osiris2 wrote:
Thank you thank you

pssstt wat was the scoring out of?

yes i am insaine and i will now alway spell it with 2 i's because it seems to incenst Andrick nuerotic tendency to fix it.

Two hundred.

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 3:20 pm

bah u make a mockary of me elemental

*runs off*

*WIIRRRR*

HOVERCRAFT FULL OF EELS APPEARS WITH OSIRIS PERCHED ON TOP

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*runs over elemental*

eat air!!!!!

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:18 pm

osiris2 wrote: yes i am insaine and i will now alway spell it with 2 i's because it seems to incenst Andrick nuerotic tendency to fix it.

Hey! You can't incest me! We're not even related!

The scoring was like the olympic model for figure skating, top is 6.0 and bottom being 0.0.

I was going to rate it a 1.4 but I actually GOT the fish reference so I bumped up the score to reflect the style inherent in the move.

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:19 am

::Regains consciousness after severe whamping, and reaches for fish...::
Hey! My FISH!
::Reaches inside vest and produces a length of lead pipe and walks towards osiris who is slowly regaining consciousness::
Hey there!
*clonk!*
::Hits osiris ove the head, and takes back his fish while singing an old Irish folk song...::
"Oh osiris boy,
The Pipes, the pipes are calling!"

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:27 pm

*Drool*

So much weirdness... Appealing...

HEY! I know what's wrong with my magic! I'M IN A SEVERE WITHDRAWAL OF WEIRDNESS!!! Need mad meat... Quick...

*Lurking in shadows, remaining unnoticed, until arriving behind TOS back*

*POUNCE* *GRAB* *SMASH to the ground*

Tee hee... I've got you...

*Lick, lick, lick*

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:35 am

clutchs head
dude i never took your fish

HAHAHAHA lick attack

MUAAHAHAHAHAHA how evil
even i wouldnt do that

GO DW

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:47 am

Curses! Licked again!
::60's Batman TV show begins to play::
::TOS grabs something from his newly appeared "utility belt"::
Hah! Take this!
::sprays osiris and DarthenWolf with the contents::
*snif*
Crap... that was my Drakkar!
::reaches down for another vile from belt::
Maybe this?
*spray*
::osiris and DarthenWolf fall over laughing hystaricaly::
Eat my giggle spray you Drakkar-smelling-like feinds!

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:07 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHILURKERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:48 am

Sniff, sniff?

Bleeah! Awful!

And what? WHAT? You tried hilarious gas on me? DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW BIG THAT MISTAKE IS???!!!

[*Eyes turning to a burning red glow, hair becoming longer and blacker, fangs growing more...*]

*Growl*... *Snarl*...

[*Pouncing at TOS*]

[*Falling to the ground with a big 'thump'...*]

Huh? Oh! Hopefully, I've turned back to normal before someone gets hurt...

[*Sounds of crows*]

Harumph... I'm not in a good mood...

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:56 am

No! No! Bad wolf! Down! Down!
:: tosses a steak somewhere away ::
Leave the poor boardies alone!

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"Oh my bleeding-headed god..."