Newcomers get maaaaaaad...

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 2:12 pm

Brrmmm... Too much for me to handle... Andrick complaining, John revealing this picture I've done... Well, well, well... Maybe I should exile myself in Antartica... At least...

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 6:40 pm

On 2002-04-06 11:27, Andrick wrote:

So Johnny and Elemental, huh? What's the deal with the kitchen, anyways?

"Johnny and Elemental" ~what~?

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:51 am

Me and Elemental in a kitchen...............................................I don't get it...

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:11 pm

Well, I'm a halfway-decent cook... Maybe I should cook something up...
Lessee...
1. Boil two packages of Ramen noodles
2. Open loaf of enriched white bread, squishing each slice into a little doughy ball.
3. Place noodle on large plate.
4. Add bread balls.
5. Drizzle Cheez-Wiz over entire mishmash.
Serves four.

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:05 pm

Oh, dinner time!

*takes a dish and sits*

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:15 pm

Yum!!! A meal on the way!!! Here's some drinks: Cider and Myrtheria.

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:32 pm

I prefer an ice cold beer. Have one?

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:38 pm

Personally, I prefer my friend's famoue Silkworm Wine... little bit of a bite to it, but you can drink it by the barrel withoutgetting a hangover the next morning. And the things you see... it's beautiful, man...

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:49 am

Sheesh... Cold Beer... You philistine...

Whatever. I can make some with but a snap of finger. How many gallons?

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 9:35 am

As much as ya can make!!!!

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 12:01 pm

Actually, DW, Johnny is Brazillian. I was going to write more but the bulb went out in my room. Laterz, I gotta fetch a new one at the store.

Quewerty · Post by **Quewerty** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:58 pm

I'd like an apple soda! ^_^ those are tasty! Oh! And where have I been? I've risen back from the dead! After being killed by a messed I.P. adress and his evil, but yummy, potato villians. My friends and I vanquished them today and resqued my internet!

Yay! Now you get to listen to me again! ^_^ isn't that wonderful?(>^_^)>Yay-ness!<(^_^<)

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:39 pm

I shall take rum. Wait. I already have some.

*reaches for hip flask. Drinks*

Ahh, good ol' rum.

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 11:24 pm

...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm truly THE mad one... By the way, welcome back Quewerty! I've missed your tasteful weirdness. But, sorry, I can't make Apple soda... Actually, I could, but it would make a lot of time... So, let's have a bit of Myrtheria, instead.

Note to Andrick: Very funny. I bet that you have left your mind going free, and it never returned...

Note to John Flaherty: As much as I can? Wheee, that'll be a lot of! So... Here a barrel.

[*WHAM*]

King size... Enough for an army. Some water... Some herbs... And, now, the spell:

'Ignum in animus, ignum in corporis, ignum in spiritus'

[*SHAZAM*]

Here it is! Cold beer, first class! (Bleeah... I dislike beer)

[Offering a glass to John, Red Hawk and Andrick. And, after they have drunk it...]

...

Hmmm... I have a doubt, concerning the spell... Lessee...

[*Ears pointing up*]

Oops! Err... Well... I think it would be better to leave you alone, guys... Heh, heh, I have... Stuff... To do. Bye!

[*Running like crazy*]

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 1:12 am

"If you love it then you must let it go", my father said to me. "If that love is true it will come back to you". Thanks Dad! I haven't seen hide nor hair of my grey matter in the intervening decade.

Oh, what's this? *taking the cup so graciously offered to him* Ah, beer it is.

*takes a swig and immediately spews it* <sputter> OH GAWD... <spit> its Zima! WHat kind of a vile... *looks about* Umm... where'd he go? *notices everyone staring at him* Don't mind me. Drink up!

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 1:44 am

[*Scrying out from a shelter*]

What's? Just Zima? Phew! I'm glad that's only that... I feared that I'd accidentally brew that Keltienn Love Philter... A bit strong, and with... Interesting... Side effects...

But, as it's only some basic alcohol, I bet that won't affect the general atmosphere, will it?

...

Will it?

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 1:48 am

wellcome back quewerty i have no idea who u are but wat the hey
may your hovercrafts be plentiful and full of eels!

Quewerty · Post by **Quewerty** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:45 pm

What!?! No apple soda!?! ARGH!!! Ok! ^_^ Takes alot to make me mad! I dare you! =P
or maybe I shouldn't... oh well! This may, or may not be interesting. (heh, and I am Vroomfondel) and if a person orders a cheeseburger and fries what IS the point of getting a diet coke...
And now a poem on randomness...
Random
I see a r
Random r
type type type
random type
RUN SHAKAKU RUN!
random running
I see randomness
There is a pop tart floating in midair
Random air, random poptart
Can you give me some randomness?
How many randoms does it take to get to the moon?
Random moon
An old goat
I'm talking about my random teacher
Old windbag
I'm talking about my random teacher again
CUTE! I'm cute!
My random poem is cute.
Random Cuteness.
Frog.
You know what I'm going to say you random fart.
Blue grass, green sky, and purple underwear.
Randomness can get randomly weird.
How many times can you say random?
A random amount of times I can say randomness.
I am randomly living....
or am I?
There is a bug on your appartatus.
Random bug.
MY RANDOMNESS LIVES ON!!
Living is random.
R is for random.
A is for the a in random
N is for the letter that comes after a in random
D is for dog
O is for the o in random
n is the same letter I used before in random
M is for the letter AFTER o in random
Random, no?
I am hyper.
Random I.
You can never be too random, so don't stop being random.
Because randomness can come in handy with a little roll of duct tape.
HAVE A RANDOM DAY!!!
and then that's the end of my random poem....or is it? - By Kaichuu797 of the Otaku Connection at http://www.sailororion.com (yes I like 'em, so there =P)

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:08 pm

*Stares cautiously at the beer offered to him*

No thanks. Better safe than sorry. Besides, I prefer rum.

*takes another swig from flask*

Q_Dog · Post by **Q_Dog** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 10:57 pm

It occurs to me that a newcommer might indeed be mad if, after reading ten pages of posts, they couldn't get a good stiff mug o' grog to try and wipe the memory.

They'll just have to stay mad, and sober. Unless someone else has some grog.