If you were a Twilight fan...

[Derek Dragomir]

(Considering that you're not one right now) What do you think you're Twilight-fan counterpart would be like?

[Warren]

A 14 year-old girl?

[Jim North]

I'd love to answer this question, but I'm too busy imagining Alice naked.

[MixedMyth]

I...don't know? What do you mean by counterpart? Like, someone who's the polar opposite of me? Or someone from the book? I'm pretty much completely ignorant of what actually happens in that book, much less the characters in it.

but yeah, I'm going to go with 14 year old girl, as they seem to constitute the majority of twilight fans.

[Ekolter]

I'll be a total emo goth girly girl of about 16.

[Phact0rri]

McDuffies.

[Ti-Phil]

I'd love to answer this question, but I'm too busy imagining Alice naked.

Somehow I'd have thought you'd imagine Relm.

[Rkolter]

It's a story about a dangerous pedophile who woos underage girls by pretending to be a young kid at school.

... but it's ok, because he's really a vampire.

Geesh. I guess I'd be the clueless teacher who doesn't realize his pupils are being wooed by vampires during science class.

[Turnsky]

lessee, if i were a twilight fan...

well... the thesaurus has only so many entries for "imbecile" i suppose.

[Jim North]

Somehow I'd have thought you'd imagine Relm.

But Relm isn't a vampire in Twilight!

Or is she? It may be crossover time!

[Ti-Phil]

Somehow I'd have thought you'd imagine Relm.

But Relm isn't a vampire in Twilight!

Or is she? It may be crossover time!

I'm not even thinking about trying to draw that horror.

[Laemkral]

I tried to do as the OP asked, but in doing so became dramatically suicidal at the thought of liking Twilight. My roommates had to wrestle my M16 away, then proceeded to slap me back to reality.

Foul demonspawn book and movie series.

[Yeahduff]

What is this thread.

[Komiyan]

Two threads about Twilight made by the same dude on the same day? I'm kinda thinking it's you who has the obsession..

[Charlos777]

Two threads about Twilight made by the same dude on the same day? I'm kinda thinking it's you who has the obsession..

OH SNAP! Bringing down the thunder yo!

[Dr Legostar]

Two threads about Twilight made by the same dude on the same day? I'm kinda thinking it's you who has the obsession..

the same thought occurred to me.

If you happen to be a 14 year old girl, I guess that's okay, but I'm of the impression that there are many websites and forums devoted to this sort of thing that are not this forum.

To answer your question and be contrary to everyone else here, my twighlight fan counterpart, rather than being a adolescent girl is a woman in her late 40's, who is obsessed with all things vampire. (i.e. my mother in law).

[Phact0rri]

Two threads about Twilight made by the same dude on the same day? I'm kinda thinking it's you who has the obsession..

which has nothing to do with his big Edward poster hanging above his bed.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

...I'd take pride in knowing that I helped a shitty piece of crap defeat The Dark Knight for largest opening weekend for a movie.

[Derek Dragomir]

Two threads about Twilight made by the same dude on the same day? I'm kinda thinking it's you who has the obsession..

which has nothing to do with his big Edward poster hanging above his bed.

Oh, and don't forget all the action figures, memorabilia, t-shirts, perfume, panties, messenger bags all from the same store! Hot Topic.

Man, I wasn't surprised when I saw the store had Twilight stuff in there. I was just surprised at the amount of it. It was INSANE!

[Yeahduff]

Runaway sales in a deep depression? Yeah, folks are gonna try to get a piece of that.

You can thank Star Wars for all of this, by the way.