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Mr Ememrgency Exit
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Mr Thespiphobia
Tito Marcas
Tito Marcas is the technical director and light board operator at Thespian House Theater. He is adept at hanging and focusing all manner of stage lights, keeping track of all the details that go into the technical aspects of a good show, keeping his tech crew on task, and winning arguments against his egotistical sound board operator. His other skills include translating "directorese" into "techese" and not missing any cues during a performance. Most of his life revolves around theater, however, he also enjoys cooking Mexican food although he thinks he's not very good at it.
- What do you think of the color pink?
I dunno, it looks okay if you're going for a sunrise type scene, but only if you mix it with amber and red. I prefer to use amber for my warm wash otherwise. It looks more realistic if you use amber gels for your warms because the sun itself is not, in fact, pink.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else, what would it be?
Well, I know Mikayla would want a couple of power tools, and Rich would want something fuzzy... but me? I dunno. I kinda like my hands. You can't really operate a board or fix a light or anything useful unless you've got fingers and stuff. Maybe I'd implant a maglite in one palm so I wouldn't have to carry a flashlight.. and then a comm link in the other palm. It'd be like those little radios that cops use, only right in my hand! That'd be cool.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
I don't care about stuff like that. It just does not honestly matter to me. I've got a tough immune system; I can handle a few germs. No biggie.
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Mr Ugly Girl
Queerboy
Queerboy is well versed in fine wines and Broadway musicals. He can also skillfully coordinate a civil rights protest while simultaneously coordinating his wardrobe. And the women love him...
- What do you think of the color pink?
In my humble opinion, the test of a real man is not only whether he can wear pink, but if he can pull it off better than all his lady friends.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
Heh... Wow. I'm having a hard time not thinking of anything dirty... How about Jude Law and Colin Farrell? *wink wink*
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
You know, despite all those "queer men's bathroom" tales, I refuse to use public restrooms unless it's an absolute emergency. And if it comes down to that, I'm sorry, but I'm going in the ladies room. Have you ever seen the state of a men's restroom? Ew... No thanks.
And I don't care if it has a glory hole, I'm not that desperate.
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Mr Blackaby
Habib (ibn Harun) al-Rashid
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Mr Legostar Galactica
Lt. Jasper Marty
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Mr In Search of Happy Endings
Chant
Swordfighting... and knowing when to retreat.
- What do you think of the colour pink?
What do I <i>think</i> of it? Uh... well... flowers are pink. Some of them. So that's,
uh, nice. Oh, but sometimes, if a wound gets inflamed, it turns kind of pink. Soooo... I guess pink has its good points and its bad points.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else, what would it be?
My sword. So I wouldn't lose it again!
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
I'm not that picky. But if it reeks strong enough to make my eyes water, I'll go find a tree instead.
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Mr Gothy McGee
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Mr Shinypenny
OBG: the Obligatory Background Robot. (He's actually a Guy wearing a box pretending to be a robot. For economical reasons)
http://shinypenny.keenspace.com/d/20050704.html
- What do you think of the color pink?
Pink is the intermediary colour between white and red. Median RGB code: 245 175 175.
I wish more of my outfits were pink. It would go well with my head.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
My hands are precision-engineered tools which use cutting edge laser-guided technology. Icannot conceive of anything which would improve upon them.
I want to have ninja swords for hands cause then I could be a real ninja & get out of the background...
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
Robots do not need to use such facilities.
Oh god anywhere, ANYWHERE, just show me where it is. How much longer must I keep up this torturous facade?!?
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Mr Pimpette & Associates
Jacques
Art and sharpshooting. Some people would say I'm a hit man, an assassin - but to me that's just a hobby. I'd say my real job is a tattoo artist.
- What do you think of the colour pink?
Meh. It's a colour. Not something I wear, but not something I avoid either. Playboy bunnies are pink, and that's cute.
- If you could replace your hands with anything, what would it be?
Oh! I know this one. Interchangeable robotic hands.
Ever read Moon Is A Harsh Mistress? Like that guy.
I'd have regular hands, guns, knives, cyborg hands, and hands with tattoo needles. That'd be awesome.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
Oh please. I cured myself of that sort of squeamishness ages ago. As an assassin, you can't really be picky about where you are - after all, when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
Not to mention the places I've touched as a tattoo artist... *shudder*
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Mr Minions for Hire
Runt
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Mr Tales of Pylea
F'Nor
F'Nor is a Sword-Sorcerer: The Sword-Sorcerer is a fighter with the capabilities to cast spells with the gestures being conducted through the swirling and movements of their prepared blades.
As an accomplished swordsman and a powerful sorcerer, few can stand against him alone.
- What do you think of the color pink?
It's a color for women. Nothing more.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
There is nothing I can think of that I would want to replace my hands with.
-How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
That stopped bothering me along time ago. When you spend years trudging through caves infested with carrion and slime and fighting creatures ridden with disease, a dirty toilet would seem small in comparison.
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Mr The Mad Brothers
Mo Budd
Name?
"Mo Budd"
Skills?
"I'm a cop."
I said skills, not occupation.
"Er... I'm a real good cop."
Fine, moving on. What do you think of the color pink?
"I don't understand the question."
How do you feel about the color pink?
"You can feel a color?"
Do you like pink? Yes or no?
"I'm not sure if..."
Not! That's a negative. Your answer is no. Next question, if you could replace your hands with anything, what would you choose?
"What's wrong with my hands?"
Nothing, it's a hypothetical question.
"You don't really mean it?"
Not hypocritical! Hypothe... Nevermind! I'm putting down a bucket and a megaphone! Last question! (Thank you God.) How clean must a public restroom be for you to use it?
"My bathroom at home is pretty dirty. I've been meaning to clean it, but have been too busy. If the public one is cleaner then that, I guess I can handle it."
Will you just... Wait. That was a real answer. Great! We're done. You can get away from me now.
I wonder if intelligence is a factor in the judging.
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Mr Hopcotch
- what do you think of the color pink?
Pink is uh...Okay. I like it a lot. I have (light) pink shirts, pink ties, and dang am I proud of them. And if anyone ever tries to make a unicorn joke, I'm gonna jam some pnkup ther backsides! You hear me?
- If you could replace your hands with anything...
...I'd replace it with an enchanted Cuban cigar that never burns out.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
What? I don't really care. heck, I'd go in my coffee mug if I really needed to.
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Mr The End of Things
Evan Li
Random dancing/freestyle walking/being hyper when no one is looking.
(these are 2 pages in succession, but I linked both of them jsut because)
http://endofthings.keenspace.com/d/20050225.html
http://endofthings.keenspace.com/d/20050302.html
- What do you think of the color pink?
The color pink is a stupid color. It's like it's trying to red and white at the same time, but it's not doing such a bang up job of either. It's becoming rather trendy on guys lately too.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
You know those little plumbing tools? The little grabby things with the claws? I would get new hands, but instead of fingers, each finger would be one of those snake grabby things.
Then I could call myself Edward Creepy Hands and grasp all sorts of things.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
Well, if I gotta go pee, then I'll use it no matter what. But I'd rather hold it in if I had to go take a dump. I've actually held it in for 5 days once because I was on vacation on the other side of the planet and all the bathrooms were super-nasty and you had to squat and stuff over some dirty hole with big spiders hanging from the ceiling, so yeah. All you
really have to do is sit down a lot. It's not so bad really.
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Mr Dream Courageous
Teyn
Teyn's Formal Wear
Teyn's Swimsuit
Teyn's Answers
The question I forgot to answer in the strip was, what would they replace hands with?
Teyn said, "Do what any soldier would: tie on a weapon, anything. Or go kamikaze. They'll kill us anyway, and then we'll be missing more than a pair of hands, anyway."
In order to vote for Teyn, please ignore the above poll but nominate him with a post in this thread, thanks.
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I still cant decide who to vote for.
