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Or at least how I imagine it.

So, how do you think Garfield should bite the dust?

We must send his body through the world to feed all the hungry people.

I'm thinking massive coronary from his bad eating habit's. That oughta learn 'im good.

Ha!
McDuffies is sexy with that bloody knife.

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Ha!
McDuffies is sexy with that bloody knife.

...What color is the sky in your world?

Well, let's just say I'd be interested in testing if there really is more than one way to skin a cat...

- Joel Fagin

MCDUFFIES HAS GIRLY LEGS

wp wrote:MCDUFFIES HAS GIRLY LEGS

Achim has no genitals!

The Neko wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Ha!
McDuffies is sexy with that bloody knife.

...What color is the sky in your world?

Actually, it's pretty black as of right now.

K-Dawg wrote:Achim has no genitals!

They're retractable. Didn't you know that?

wp wrote:

K-Dawg wrote:Achim has no genitals!

They're retractable. Didn't you know that?

I was just thinking the fur is like clothing, sorta like long john underwear. At least that's what they did in Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry.

I think one morning Garfield simply won't wake up.

After an hour of two of prodding and poking him, Jon and Odie realize he's dead.

And then the entire cast of the TV show comes in with the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz and start singing 'Ding Dong the Cat is Dead!".

Oops, I didn't answer the original question.

Jon should take Garfiled to the vet to get neutered, but then Garfield dies of complications in surgery.

The Neko wrote:So, how do you think Garfield should bite the dust?

You people are crazy. Garfield is a fictional character, and plotting his death only shows how weak a grasp you have on reality. Get a grip.

Jim Davis and his lackeys should all die a slow, horrible death. Preferably deaths that involve much screaming, thrashing, and wailing.

Get a grip?! on the KEEENSPACE FORUMS?!

Little do you realize you've gone as loopy as the rest of us, my young padawan.

Does Jim Davis even draw the strip anymore? Does he even do anything besides rake in the cash?

Hee! Quite a wonderfully maniacal McDuffies you got going on there neko!

*Joins in the Garfield killing frenzy*

Ian Moulding wrote:You people are crazy. Garfield is a fictional character, and plotting his death only shows how weak a grasp you have on reality. Get a grip.

You're talking to a group of webcomic artists. They have no reality.

Teammayhem wrote:

Ian Moulding wrote:You people are crazy. Garfield is a fictional character, and plotting his death only shows how weak a grasp you have on reality. Get a grip.

You're talking to a group of webcomic artists. They have no reality.

We sorta just generate our own.

Mercury_Hat wrote:Does Jim Davis even draw the strip anymore? Does he even do anything besides rake in the cash?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he has a team of artists that draws it now. He's sort of a figure head I think.