OMG I just broke my phone....
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OMG I just broke my phone....
I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
Last edited by Squarewheel on Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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That's nothin'!
One day I came home from killing a horde of demons with my Tetsiga, so I was like, so totaly pumped right?! So any way, I walked into the house all cool and stuff when this ninja-octapuss jumped from my sink. It shouted curse words at me in octapuss tongue, but he couldn't fool me! So I read the subtitles and got mad at what he said. Infact it's so horrible I can't tell you! I was so pissed I pulled out my shotgun that I keep in my boxers, and yelled the coolest one-liner ever! then right as I pulled the triger he grabbed my phone with the greatest of speed, and used it as a shield. I tried to stop but it was to late! the phone was mutilated! I got so mad you could see my energy aura shooting all around me! I went, "No! Not my phone!" then I yelled wicked awsome making my aura glow even brighter and bigger! So then I focussed my energy and shot a ki blast from my hands, totaly distroying the octapuss, and half my house! So after that I got my chinese midgets that work for me to rebuild my house, and I went to bed.
it's true, too!
One day I came home from killing a horde of demons with my Tetsiga, so I was like, so totaly pumped right?! So any way, I walked into the house all cool and stuff when this ninja-octapuss jumped from my sink. It shouted curse words at me in octapuss tongue, but he couldn't fool me! So I read the subtitles and got mad at what he said. Infact it's so horrible I can't tell you! I was so pissed I pulled out my shotgun that I keep in my boxers, and yelled the coolest one-liner ever! then right as I pulled the triger he grabbed my phone with the greatest of speed, and used it as a shield. I tried to stop but it was to late! the phone was mutilated! I got so mad you could see my energy aura shooting all around me! I went, "No! Not my phone!" then I yelled wicked awsome making my aura glow even brighter and bigger! So then I focussed my energy and shot a ki blast from my hands, totaly distroying the octapuss, and half my house! So after that I got my chinese midgets that work for me to rebuild my house, and I went to bed.
it's true, too!
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Re: OMG I just brok my phone....
Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
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Re: OMG I just brok my phone....
What did that have to do with him breakin' his phone?!RPin wrote:Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
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Re: OMG I just brok my phone....
Well I was a writer for the comic...sorta. I'll explain. We all jump on the Matt web comic band wagon. Matt draws it I write it and nick posts it. This worked less than well. I'll give you a perfect example. This was a real conversation.RPin wrote:Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
ME:Matt you need to draw a new comic
Matt: Write one!
ME: I would if you would tell me your planned story line
Matt: It's a secret.
end of line, not much good I could do there
I have not yet begun to fight!-John Paul Jones
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!-David G. Farragut
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
-Desmond Morris
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.-
E. B. White
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!-David G. Farragut
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
-Desmond Morris
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.-
E. B. White
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Well, the 2235 has a design flaw... it has two boards inside connected by friction. It also tends to pick up a lot of lint when kept in your pocket. The lint gets between the contacts and makes the display all wonky. The problem was fixed in the phone's successor.K-Dawg wrote:I have the Kyocera 5135 and I have to say this one durable bastard. I've dropped it tons of times but it still looks brand new.Warren wrote:I'm on my 3rd Kyocera 2235 since 2002.
*hugs his cellphone*
Other than that, I love the phone. But it gets replaced this year. "New Every Two" and all.
I will be looking at the new Kyoceras.
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