Saddam captured

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:27 am

There are reports that Saddam Hussein has been arrested after a raid. It is currently being confirmed.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:18 am

Blair seems to be certain of it.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:40 am

I mean, sure, "DNA tests" were done on this "Saddam" fellow, but that didn't hold OJ!

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:44 am

Fo'real, Can you REALLY trust dental records and DNA testing?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:45 am

It's a "plot" by the "US" "Government", just like the color "blue"

Mecharm · Post by **Mecharm** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:59 am

It's everywhere! All over the forum!

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:09 am

Now to get the COokie Monster!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:15 am

He's just a "puppet"

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:16 am

Your MOM was just a puppet!

... last night!

(sorry, hadn't done that in a while).

Lord_blackfang · Post by **Lord_blackfang** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:38 am

Looks like it's really him... now let's see if he knows anything about those nasty invisible WMD.

BERSERKERCREW · Post by **BERSERKERCREW** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:02 pm

if they catch osama, bush won't care he'll publically masturbate with a cowboy hat on.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:25 pm

Doesn't anyone remember that thing about there being a bunch of people surgically altered to look like Saddam? We may just have one of them. For all we know there could be enough Saddams to populate a small city! Hmm... that seems a lot like Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions...

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:33 pm

If Saddam was Agent Smith, does that make Bush Neo? And if so, can he fly too? Why hasn't he told us this, huh? Just cause of the panic that would ensue when it is discovered that this isn't the "real" world? Are Bush and the Saddam clones gonna have a huge battle royal in the rain? And.. bah, I'm tired of ranting...

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:50 pm

Well, Bush and Keanu have similar speaking skills, which is to say, none. I'm fairly certain, though, that I'd not want to see Georgie in black leather. Ever.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:00 pm

I'm gonna recommend that this analogy be dropped immediately. No good can come of it.

KODAMA · Post by **KODAMA** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:01 pm

:o god.. that's not Saddam.. That's MOSES! XD

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:51 pm

Jaster! wrote:I'm gonna recommend that this analogy be dropped immediately. No good can come of it.

You are wise.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:14 pm

We all know that even if it IS Saddam, it doesn't change a goddamn thing.

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:38 pm

For us, it changes nothing. We still defeated Iraq, the people who supported Bush will still support him, and the people who hated Bush will still find ways that he's not perfect.

... but in Iraq, things /will/ change. There were many people who wouldn't come forward with evidence, etc., who actually would, now that Hussein is out of the way. There's a mental difference between believing a dictator is gone for good and actually /knowing/ he won't come back. It's kind of like the surge of information that came in when Uday and Kusay (pardon the spelling) were found dead.

--Sij

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:01 pm

Showing someone captured alive does a LOT to change the opinion of the masses, actually. Because Hitler commited suicide, instead of being caputred, there were thousands of people who believe he was still alive, even decades after he was dead. Do I even need to mention the rampant Elvis, or now, Tupac fans, having not witnessed an official funeral, still refuse to believe that they are dead? Granted, Tupac coming out with new albums is a little suspicious, but still. Showing someone actually in custody, and knowing they can't come back, has to be great for the Iraqi people who, until now, weren't sure if things were just going to go right back to where they were, with the people who danced in the streets getting shot in a back alley somewhere.

It's kinda cool. I wonder what we're gonna do with him, though. I don't think we've ever actually caught a dictator before. Seems kinduva shame to just execute him after we're done with interrogations...

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