gah!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2002 9:05 am
damnit! women are made of evil juice! since some of you may be wondering why i say this (and others already agree with me), let me tell you a story.
there is a group of people who hang out and watch crappy movies. quasi-recently, one of the newer members of the group, or posse' as we'll call them, brought two new members into the fold. the notable thing about these two new people is that they were female, which was not a problem in any way, just diferent since this group had been gathering to watch crappy movies together for years with only the very rare occurance of femaleness.
now, the situation becomes more combobbled as both girls are cute, but under 18, so being that is too young for yours truly to consider putting on the smoothness, he decides to not even consider it and act like his normal self instead of the ladie's man.
the situation gets more confused as i find that one of the girls, the one i was attracted to, turns out to be at 18. this opens up my mind to the possibility of being smooth, but also opens the trouble of threatening posse' integrity.
then we get to now, as i'm having an Instant Message conversation with the non-interested-in-too-young girl and telling her that i am losing at a dating game i found at Newgrounds. continuing with that topic, she asks me why i don't get out and have a real date, to which i respond something close to "going to tech, only 40 year old house wives in my classes, etc..."
she now messes me all up by suggesting her friend, the 18 year old who i'm attracted to. this not only messes me up because someone is suggesting someone for me to ask out (which has only happened before when my cousin's wife told me that she'd make her sister dump her boyfriend so i could date her), but also because she is a close friend of said lady and also a lady herself, privy to secret information such as people her firend wouldn't mind her suggesting as dates....
another thing that brings about craziness is that this girl's name is the same as my last (and only) girlfriend's name.
fucking hell, now i'm all messed up... luckily, i just shaved my head and feel much better without all that annoying hair. so, the moral of the story is that women are evil for playing with my delicate emotions...
there is a group of people who hang out and watch crappy movies. quasi-recently, one of the newer members of the group, or posse' as we'll call them, brought two new members into the fold. the notable thing about these two new people is that they were female, which was not a problem in any way, just diferent since this group had been gathering to watch crappy movies together for years with only the very rare occurance of femaleness.
now, the situation becomes more combobbled as both girls are cute, but under 18, so being that is too young for yours truly to consider putting on the smoothness, he decides to not even consider it and act like his normal self instead of the ladie's man.
the situation gets more confused as i find that one of the girls, the one i was attracted to, turns out to be at 18. this opens up my mind to the possibility of being smooth, but also opens the trouble of threatening posse' integrity.
then we get to now, as i'm having an Instant Message conversation with the non-interested-in-too-young girl and telling her that i am losing at a dating game i found at Newgrounds. continuing with that topic, she asks me why i don't get out and have a real date, to which i respond something close to "going to tech, only 40 year old house wives in my classes, etc..."
she now messes me all up by suggesting her friend, the 18 year old who i'm attracted to. this not only messes me up because someone is suggesting someone for me to ask out (which has only happened before when my cousin's wife told me that she'd make her sister dump her boyfriend so i could date her), but also because she is a close friend of said lady and also a lady herself, privy to secret information such as people her firend wouldn't mind her suggesting as dates....
another thing that brings about craziness is that this girl's name is the same as my last (and only) girlfriend's name.
fucking hell, now i'm all messed up... luckily, i just shaved my head and feel much better without all that annoying hair. so, the moral of the story is that women are evil for playing with my delicate emotions...