stop pooping, nerds

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

u neerds You can't even throw a basketball.

[Cope]

But if I stop pooping, I'll die!

[JSConner800]

I play center. I don't have to throw the basketball

[Sortelli]

you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

[IVstudios]

Poop is the worst.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

i was probably thinking about needing to poop tho

[MariaAndMichelle]

you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

You just need to build a desk in the bathroom, that's all. We don't think you're dedicated enough to the idea of poo-puting, Poney.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

i want to make sure it stays a special treat, a reward, not something that i take for granted. i never want to lose appreciation for laptop poo time

[McDuffies]

you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

You just need to build a desk in the bathroom, that's all. We don't think you're dedicated enough to the idea of poo-puting, Poney.

Or... creative plumbing!

[Warren]

I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.

[Warren]

To be fair, I only made it 4 or 5 days. And I ate a LOT less back then (I was probably 11 or 12 at the time.) So there was probably significantly less than 9 pounds when I actually did go.

[MariaAndMichelle]

I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.

That is a LOT of poop!

[Warren]

I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.

That is a LOT of poop!

I think that's what we refer to as a "two-flusher".

[Cope]

This topic is gross and you should all be ashamed.

[MariaAndMichelle]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Warren]

WE HAVE NO SHAME

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

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[IVstudios]

You're drunk posting again, aren't you Cuddly?

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

not yet o_o

The wine only begins now

(I don't think I could have managed such beautiful formatting under the influence)

I wonder how many times I didn't drunk post but people thought I did, and how many times I did, and people thought I didn't.