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I've noticed in my own comic I like to revert to simple gay jokes, does anyone else have that problem? And the joke really isn't making fun of gay people but one of my main characters being accused of being gay because he's french. Jokes about the french are still cliche right?
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supernerdcore wrote:I've noticed in my own comic I like to revert to simple gay jokes, does anyone else have that problem? And the joke really isn't making fun of gay people but one of my main characters being accused of being gay because he's french. Jokes about the french are still cliche right?
I think the French are just cliche in and of themselves.

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Oh, it's not cliche to make fun of the French.

It's the law.

It's like Australian's being allowed to make fun of Queenslanders.
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Or Oklahomans making fun of Arkansans...and both of them making fun of Texans.
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Chaos Cricket wrote:Or Oklahomans making fun of Arkansans...and both of them making fun of Texans.
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Most of the people I know who live in Texas either hate or it love it, usually depending (at least in my experience) whether they were born there or relocated there. Those who were born there tend to love it for reasons I'll never be able to understand, while those who relocated there for one reason or another spend most of their time wondering how the hell they can get back out.
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The most cliche webcomic...
1. is manga-style
2. consists of roommates moping around
3. for no adequately explored reason, has one of the roommates as an anthropomorphized animal (who is frequently a catgirl who is often also for no reason a nudist)
4. gives the star character potentially unlimited superpower that manifests in suspiciously Dragonball Z-like visual effects, which requires him to be somehow removed from action whenever the other protagonists need to be seriously threatened. (this requires somehow breaking the monotony of moping around an apartment)
5. includes an evil character turned good because the author decided that she's too cute and/or sexy to be killed.
6. includes a "guy on the couch".

None of the webcomics I've been to include all of these, but they are themes that pop up several times.
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You forgot robots, ninjas, monkeys, and pirates.
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School Spirit has a kangaroo that is usually seen hopping aside as any vehicle is driving down the road...

...is that cliche yet?
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Dutch! wrote:School Spirit has a kangaroo that is usually seen hopping aside as any vehicle is driving down the road...

...is that cliche yet?
Yes, an australian one.

Why no one ever puts a KOALA hopping by the road as cars go by is a mystery to me nyo...
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Don't forget the quintessential villian cliche; male, long-haired (usually silver or black), who always keeps his face partially hidden, and usually has some sort of pet or evil little sidekick.
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JexKerome wrote:Yes, an australian one.

Why no one ever puts a KOALA hopping by the road as cars go by is a mystery to me nyo...
That's easy. It's because they're too small to use pogo sticks.

I thought everyone knew that.
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Dutch! wrote:
JexKerome wrote:Yes, an australian one.

Why no one ever puts a KOALA hopping by the road as cars go by is a mystery to me nyo...
That's easy. It's because they're too small to use pogo sticks.

I thought everyone knew that.
I heard australian pogo sticks came in all sizes nyo...
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No, Australians come in all sizes--tiny blighters, huge buggers, and blimey! Look at the size o' that one!
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Dutch! wrote:
JexKerome wrote:Yes, an australian one.

Why no one ever puts a KOALA hopping by the road as cars go by is a mystery to me nyo...
That's easy. It's because they're too small to use pogo sticks.

I thought everyone knew that.
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Dutch! wrote:
JexKerome wrote:Yes, an australian one.

Why no one ever puts a KOALA hopping by the road as cars go by is a mystery to me nyo...
That's easy. It's because they're too small to use pogo sticks.

I thought everyone knew that.
They could attach bedsprings to their feet.
You ever tried getting a mattress up a eucalypt tree?
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[AOD] wrote:But I thought that most of the other dimensions, according to String Theory, were all curled up on themselves and so only exist on the Planck level (or something like that?).
Correct. So it doesn't make any sense to talk about moving into them.

For that matter, it wouldn't make sense to talk about moving into another dimension even if the other dimensions weren't so terribly small. After all, we're not in "a dimension" now. We're in three of them. We could exist in three different dimensions, maybe... but in that case we'd essentially be in another universe anyway.

And as for moving from one universe to another "break[ing] the conservation of matter and energy"... um, and on what possible basis do you say that (where by "you" I don't of course mean [AOD], but rkolter, who [AOD] quoted)? Physics as it stands doesn't really have all that much to say on traveling between universes, and I certainly don't think there's any firm basis for believing that such conservation laws must necessarily hold only within a given universe. They're really empirical laws, remember, based on observation. We haven't observed travel between universes. One could argue that possibly the reason we haven't observed it is that it isn't possible, but I see no good reason for arguing that conservation of matter and energy has anything at all to do with it.

So, really, yes, traveling between universes makes much, much more sense from a scientific standpoint than traveling between "dimensions".
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Alun Clewe wrote:So, really, yes, traveling between universes makes much, much more sense from a scientific standpoint than traveling between "dimensions".
Ah, but you've forgotten the most important question...

If we could go to other dimensions, would it be worth it?

I mean, is it necessarily closer to the shops?
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