The Chat Quotelist: All the Cool Kids do it.

[Kirb]

* Rock (rockdash@207.55.24.141) has joined #redslime
<Kirb> senor rock
<Kirb> we meet at last
<Kirb> For I am Kirbero
<Kirb> Spain's greatest bullfighter
<Rock> ...
<Rock> senor kirb
<Rock> we meet at last
<Rock> for I am
<Rock> spain's greatest bull
<Rock> ...
<Kirb>...
* Rock gores Kirb
<Kirb> x_x



<Rock> but the future refused to change

[Kirb]

<senshi-hw> :(
<senshi-hw> i have a final at 9
<senshi-hw> i want company
<senshi-hw> no offense kirb :3
<Kirb> I'm busy anyway this midterm project is due tomorrow D:
<Kirb> unless this is a racist thing
<Kirb> why you gotta be so racist senshi
<Kirb> dawg why's senshi gotta be so racist
<K-Dawg> well Kirb can you do this?
* K-Dawg gyrates his hips
<Kirb> :O!
<K-Dawg> ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
<K-Dawg> ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
<K-Dawg> NOW PUT YO HANDS UP!
<senshi-hw> OH OH OH
<K-Dawg> if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!
<K-Dawg> OH OH OH
<Kirb> no :(
<K-Dawg> well
* K-Dawg gyrates infront of Kirb
<senshi-hw> so fierce

[Kirb]

that's not a very good quote.

[Cope]

....you realise you're gonna seem to be replying to your own post when that spammer gets deleted. right?

[Kirb]

[McDuffies]

ha ha ha

[Kirb]

Follow along! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Wb14NZ01E

<@Kirb-artan> peels heah
<@Kirb-artan> YES
<@Kirb-artan> http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdat ... nglish.htm
<Rock> !
* Rock blows the Horn of Urgency
<Rock> DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOO
<Rock> DANANANANANA
<Rock> DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOO
<Rock> DANANANANANA
<@Kirb-artan> HUNT HUNT HUNT HE'S THE HUUUNTSMAAAAAN
<Rock> INTO ACTION IS HIS CRY
<Rock> FROM THE FOREST TO THE CITY HE WILL RUN THERE IN A JIFFY
<@Kirb-artan> TO SOCK EVIL IN THE EEEEEEEYE
<Rock> MARTY FEEBE WAS A POOR HUUUNTER
<@Kirb-artan> HUNGRY-WITH-OUT-DOUGH!
<Rock> TIL THE DAY-
<Rock> HE SAVED-
<Rock> A CHUNKY ELF- FROM BEING EATEN BY A CROOOOW
<@Kirb-artan> THE ELF REWARDED MARTY FEEBE
<@Kirb-artan> WITH A MAGIC SACK OF CORN
<Rock> HE GOT STRENGTH
<@Kirb-artan> AND SPEED
<Rock> AND SHINY TEETH
<Rock> AND THUS THE HUNTSMAN WAS REBOOOOOORN
<@Kirb-artan> AND THUS THE HUNTSMAN WAS REBOOOORN
<@Kirb-artan> HUNT HUNT HUNT
<@Kirb-artan> HE'S THE HUNTSMAAAAN
<Rock> HE'LL WHIP THE PANTS OFF THE BAD GUYS
<Rock> IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY
<Rock> SOUND THE HORN OF URGENCY
<@Kirb-artan> AND SUMMON THE HUNTSMAAAAAAN
<Rock> DODODODODO
<@Kirb-artan> INTO ACTION
<@Kirb-artan>IS
<@Kirb-artan>HIS
<@Kirb-artan>CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<Rock> huuuuuuuuunt.
<Rock> do dooooo
<@Kirb-artan> good times




<Lunar|Zzzz> Kirb the fact you and rock actually did the entire theme song to the huntsman without error or interruption is amazing and a bit sad

[Kirb]

<Rock> bleh
<@Kirb> what chu blehin' aboot
<Rock> I am unhappy because I did not receive my achievement.
<@Kirb> wheech?
* Rock narrows his eyes
<@Kirb> '_'
* @Kirb takes a sip of tea.
<@Kirb> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/Ju ... aDrink.gif
<Rock> no kirb
<Rock> you are not the little girl
<@Kirb> I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
<Rock> you are not
<Rock> you are not the little girl
<@Kirb> =w=
<Rock> you are not
<@Kirb> =w=
<Rock> no kirb
<@Kirb> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/Ju ... aDrink.gif
* Rock narrows his eyes
* @Kirb slowly puts on a blue wig while staring at rock
<Rock> NO

[Lunar]

* Rock punches Lunar in the stomach a few times and takes the delicious starts that come out of his head
<Rock> stars^
<Rock> stars that are used with the start button
* |Lunar| shakes his head and hopes from side to side
* |Lunar| hopes from side to side some more
* |Lunar| and some more
<Rock> oh fu
* |Lunar| punches rock in the head like the mother fuckin fist
<Rock> arrasghasdigfuhI*gFTIO@#%Y
<Rock> DSG9IWEG9WEGHF
<Rock> DFAGSIEHURT4R
<Rock> UERTQYE346Q6TWW4EGADEgasdfgwe4t
<Rock> asdfg
* Rock flies out of the ring and into the lap of a wealthy dowager
=-= YOU are now known as Ref_Mario
<Ref_Mario> 1
<Ref_Mario> 2
<Ref_Mario> 3
<Ref_Mario> 4
<Ref_Mario> 5
<Ref_Mario> 6
<Ref_Mario> 7
<Ref_Mario> 8
<Ref_Mario> 9
* CJ_Burgandy starts pushing the a buttong
<CJ_Burgandy> button
<Ref_Mario> 10
<Rock> whhyyyyyyyyyyy cj
* Ref_Mario waves hand
<Kirb> haha
<Ref_Mario> KO
<Rock> why did you push the A butong
<Rock> instead of the A button
=-= YOU are now known as Bell
* Bell rings
=-= Kirb is now known as Game
<Game> Over
=-= YOU are now known as |Lunar|
<CJ_Burgandy> I got distracted by the buttong.
=-= Game is now known as Kirb
<CJ_Burgandy> it happens sometimes, you know.
<Rock> I didn't even think you were into buttongs
<CJ_Burgandy> XD

[Kirb]

<Simsrock> did you try turning down all the settings?
<K-Dawg> nope
<|Lunar|> well there's your problem
<Kirb> not really, source auto-detects
<|Lunar|> ...
* |Lunar| hops back 3 times
* |Lunar| hops forward and uppercuts kirb
* Kirb flies to the moon

<|Lunar|> That's called the Lunar Eclipse

[Kirb]

<Kirb> http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/sc. ... index.html
<Kirb> fat albert?
<CaptainClaude> 555 pounds....
<CaptainClaude> i wouldnt wanna be around him when he goes off
<Kirb> self destruct WOULD do a lot of damage
* Kirb sips some tea
<Kirb> I just like the headline
<Kirb> '555-pound teen found'
<Kirb> how could you lose him

[Kirb]

Rock:
iGod, I know you're talking to Kirb right now
God:
At this moment All of them?
Rock:
Yes, all of him.
God:
Hurrah! Give me an example.
Rock:
He's the guy who just said he doesn't know who the best robot is
God:
I did not know is it.
Rock:
He's gonna ask if you want to do the mario
God:
I see. gonna ask if me want to do the mario is he?
Rock:
don't say yes
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Rock:
You never do it. Never do the Mario.
God:
No I sometimes do it. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Rock:
That's all I can ask.
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Rock:
Not The Mario.
God:
Oh I get it.
Rock:
Good.

MEANWHILE...

Kirb:
That's cool, I guess.
God:
Who is the best robot? You seem not interested.
Kirb:
I uh... I don't know who the best robot is.
God:
Interesting gossip: I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Kirb:
I'm sorry. Hey, would you like to do the Mario with me?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Kirb:
:(

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Rock:
Tell Kirb he's a weenie.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Rock:
You're talking to him now, Tell him right now.
God:
At this moment Talking is my main function.
Rock:
Okay, then go talk to Kirb about what a weenie he is.
God:
Yeah okay, Where is that?
Rock:
Okay, I lol'd, I god.
God:
Hurrah!
Rock:
Kirb is still a weenie.
God:
And still a weenie is Kirb.

MEANWHILE...

Kirb:
What is rock saying about me?
God:
Let me think about it.
Kirb:
Is he calling me a weenie?
God:
Yes.
Kirb: :(

[CJBurgandy]

CJ:
Is Kirb a Weenie?
God:
I think Kirb is more than that.

[Kirb]

<@Kirb> hey rock
<@Kirb> http://www.infendo.com/industry/square- ... re-copies/
<@Kirb> don't blame XIV
<@Kirb> blame this man here
<MrBob> lol
<MrBob> Some things never change, this is the same company (eh, sort of) that said Secret of Mana 2 wasn’t going to sell in the west. People learned japanese for it.
[<MrBob> lol
<@Kirb> it's funny because it's true
<Rock> WHAT
<Rock> WHAT
<Rock> I'LL KILL YOU
<Rock> I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU
<Rock> STARTING WITH KIRB
<Rock> I'LL KILL HIM SO MANY TIMES I'LL LOSE COUNT
<Rock> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Rock goes on a bloodbath that doesn't end until he is gunned down by heavily armed police in Tijuana
<@Kirb> !!!

<@Kirb> hay
<@Kirb> hay rock
<@Kirb> "Why does everyone ask about Chrono Trigger?" he laughed.
* Rock punches Kirb in the face
<@Kirb> ooof
* Rock keeps punching him
* Rock never stops punching Kirb

[Kirb]

<Rock> also Kirb
<Rock> I'm thinking
<Rock> that
<Kirb> No time to think, rock!
<Kirb> COME WITH ME
<Rock> Wait, Kirb!
* Kirb climbs on top of his Air Morgan Freeman
<Kirb> COME ON
<Rock> Kirb don't go so fast!
<Rock> I'm wearing power armor, I can't run fast!
<Rock> Kiiirb!
<Kirb> MORGAN FREEMAN, YIP YIP
* Kirb flies off into the sky
* Rock grabs onto one of Morgan Freeman's feet

<Mason> Off they go.
<Mason> Into the wild blue yonder.

[Tellurider]

<ahaugen> http://cgwiki.comicgenesis.com/index.php/Bear
<Telly> pfffft
<Telly> that bear is lame
* Telly mauls ahaugen
<Telly> there that's how you do it
-->| TheBear (d0260b31@ibc.dreamhost.com) has joined #keenspace
<Mason> What a dazzling display of /me usage.
=-= Mode #keenspace +v TheBear by Mercury_Hat
<Mason> And what do we have here?
* TheBear snorts
<Telly> FUCK YOU BEAR
<Mason> Seems the bear heard of a mauling.
<Telly> you weren't here
* TheBear mauls Telly
* Telly mauls TheBear
<--| TheBear has left #keenspace
<Telly> I WIN
<Mason> Was he scared away?
<Mason> Who knows.
<Telly> I mauled him out of keenspace
<Telly> that's how damn good I am
<Mason> Confidence is radiating from you like a bad funk.
<Telly> bad funk?
<Telly> I resent that
<Telly> my confidence is more like the glow of the sun
<Telly> so strong it can burrrrrn
<Mason> I'll stick with the funk.
* Telly mauls Mason

[Killbert-Robby]

Something smells funky in here...

[MixedMyth]

<BrownEyedCat> I just got a cintiq.
<MixedMyth> oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
* MixedMyth steals it
* BrownEyedCat holds up the disemboweled husk of Turnsky
<BrownEyedCat> Are you sure you want to do that,MM?
<BrownEyedCat> He tried the same thing.
<MixedMyth> mmMMmmm....D=
<MixedMyth> oh
<MixedMyth> I thought you were trying to bribe me
<BrownEyedCat> Oh. Well I could bribe you too.
<MixedMyth> =D
* MixedMyth gives back the cintiq in exchange for the dead body

[Kirb]

Get off my thread, you damn kids!

[Killbert-Robby]

Your quotes aren't even from the REAL chat