artist needs girlfriend...

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:00 am

mcDuffies wrote:O-kay, I filled 1....

When did that happen?

Chibiartstudios · Post by **Chibiartstudios** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:03 am

Crossfire wrote:1: Be hawt
2: ???
3: Profit

I've fufilled 2 but I still have yet to fufill 1 so I'm still out of luck.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:09 am

The Neko wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:O-kay, I filled 1....
When did that happen?

Don't you hang around in the photo posting threads enough? McDuffies is Grade A hawtness.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:17 am

How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:46 am

Mr.Bob wrote:
JexKerome wrote:
BOMC wrote:I've heard that actually talking to girls, even asking them out... that helps.

Anyone tried that?
Hogwash! my 12-year research program disproves that!
You pedophile!

Hey, I'll have you know that by the tenth year of research, they were no longer jailbait!

Paul.Power · Post by **Paul.Power** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:17 pm

Leko wrote:
stinkywigfiddle wrote:
Evil Jamie! wrote:It's really not that tough a proccess; Go out. Get one. Profit!
Easier said than done.
No, no, it's quite simple.

Step 1: Be hawt.
Step 2: Be really cool.
Step 3: Don't get bitch-slapped.

That's all there is to it, really.

But how can you be both hawt and cool at the same time?

Unless some bits are hawt and some cool. But then you fall foul of thermodynamics.

Unless you heavily insulate parts of your body.

*Warning: XSci in the house!*

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:21 pm

legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?

If Keenspace is any indication, all you have to do is post a pic of yourself in a picture thread.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:33 pm

Vorticus wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?
If Keenspace is any indication, all you have to do is post a pic of yourself in a picture thread.

I did that, there was some minor swooning (half of which was on the part of guys) but no one called me "hawt"

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:07 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Vorticus wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?
If Keenspace is any indication, all you have to do is post a pic of yourself in a picture thread.
I did that, there was some minor swooning (half of which was on the part of guys) but no one called me "hawt"

That just goes to show your overall attractiveness... to those going down the same street as you.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:10 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Vorticus wrote: If Keenspace is any indication, all you have to do is post a pic of yourself in a picture thread.
I did that, there was some minor swooning (half of which was on the part of guys) but no one called me "hawt"
That just goes to show your overall attractiveness... to those going down the same street as you.

I'm sorry, I don't get your meaning...

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:14 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: I did that, there was some minor swooning (half of which was on the part of guys) but no one called me "hawt"
That just goes to show your overall attractiveness... to those going down the same street as you.
I'm sorry, I don't get your meaning...

It's called a metaphor. Think about it...

Are you that dense? replace "street" with "sex" sweet mother of jesus, some people really are dense...

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:24 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote: That just goes to show your overall attractiveness... to those going down the same street as you.
I'm sorry, I don't get your meaning...
It's called a metaphor. Think about it...

Are you that dense? replace "street" with "sex" sweet mother of jesus, some people really are dense...

One could even suggest that I were a blockhead ::runs away before being pelted with rotten fruit for the horrible pun::

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:41 pm

no see its easier to get a girlfriend on the net..

you just go to a yahoo chat room and be like

"do ur wat 2 cyb3r?" instant girlfriend.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:41 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:
The Neko wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:O-kay, I filled 1....
When did that happen?
Don't you hang around in the photo posting threads enough? McDuffies is Grade A hawtness.

*sticks tongue at Neko*

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:46 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: I'm sorry, I don't get your meaning...
It's called a metaphor. Think about it...

Are you that dense? replace "street" with "sex" sweet mother of jesus, some people really are dense...
One could even suggest that I were a blockhead ::runs away before being pelted with rotten fruit for the horrible pun::

You are so lucky that I don't change the rating I gave you on your comic boy. That was worse than anything Joan Rivers says regularly.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:47 pm

phactorri wrote:no see its easier to get a girlfriend on the net..

you just go to a yahoo chat room and be like

"do ur wat 2 cyb3r?" instant girlfriend.

Been there, done that, sold the movie rights...

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:51 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote: It's called a metaphor. Think about it...

Are you that dense? replace "street" with "sex" sweet mother of jesus, some people really are dense...
One could even suggest that I were a blockhead ::runs away before being pelted with rotten fruit for the horrible pun::
You are so lucky that I don't change the rating I gave you on your comic boy. That was worse than anything Joan Rivers says regularly.

::hangs head in shame:: I know, but I had to cover for my complete stupidity in not getting the meaning of your comment with a huge distracting pun. I use up all my good thinking skills during the week...weekends are for braindeath and homework.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:07 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
phactorri wrote:no see its easier to get a girlfriend on the net..

you just go to a yahoo chat room and be like

"do ur wat 2 cyb3r?" instant girlfriend.
Been there, done that, sold the movie rights...

Currently, I'm on the 2nd draft. Tara Reid and Rick Salomon have signed to play the lead roles.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:14 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
phactorri wrote:no see its easier to get a girlfriend on the net..

you just go to a yahoo chat room and be like

"do ur wat 2 cyb3r?" instant girlfriend.
Been there, done that, sold the movie rights...
Currently, I'm on the 2nd draft. Tara Reid and Rick Salomon have signed to play the lead roles.

I'm being played by the guy in the Paris Hilton Sex tape? Cool.

Edit: mmmmmm.... Tara Reid...

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:33 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: Been there, done that, sold the movie rights...
Currently, I'm on the 2nd draft. Tara Reid and Rick Salomon have signed to play the lead roles.
I'm being played by the guy in the Paris Hilton Sex tape? Cool.

Edit: mmmmmm.... Tara Reid...

Your part was originally going to be played by George Micheals, but thanks to my contract, I was able to kick him out of the job.

Roberto Benigni has been signed to play your gay roomate who you briefly have an affair with.