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oh god, you can get pregnant from having smelly feet? D:
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I bet when Cuddly went to lunch, the girl user the opportunity to invite boys into the tent. And it was all downwards from there.
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A tragic story of debauchery and stink. :( :(
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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I've always liked stories of debauchery and stink...
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McDuffies wrote:I bet when Cuddly went to lunch, the girl user the opportunity to invite boys into the tent. And it was all downwards from there.
Oh god, the poor thing has been pregnant since the Clinton administration D:
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And she held it in all this time.
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McDuffies wrote:And she held it in all this time.
That's actually a cause of smelly feet. Holding in a pregnancy for a really long time. Medical fact. You can trust me on that, I'm a doctor.
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Now hold on here... you can hold in a pregnancy for 14 years and only get smelly feet, but if you don't poop for a week you can die?

There is no God. :(
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Warren wrote:There is no God. :(
I'm a doctor, not a theologian.
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Warren wrote:Now hold on here... you can hold in a pregnancy for 14 years and only get smelly feet, but if you don't poop for a week you can die?

There is no God. :(
It's a choice between extending the lease on a parasite and running out of room for toxic waste.
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Warren wrote:There is no God. :(
I'm a doctor, not a theologian.
You can't spell theologian without lego :o
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Dr Legostar wrote:
McDuffies wrote:And she held it in all this time.
That's actually a cause of smelly feet. Holding in a pregnancy for a really long time. Medical fact. You can trust me on that, I'm a doctor.
Wait that means that the girl was already pregnant for a while when she shared a tent with Cuddly.
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You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.
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Does the pregnancy cause the feet or do the feet cause the pregnancy? this is a horrible chicken/egg question.
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If I remember the movies in 7th grade, feet don't have much to do with the equation.
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Warren wrote:You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.
I'm a mom.
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Can you make me some hot dogs?
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McDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.
I'm a mom.
mom victoria's feet smell so i want soup
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STOP TOUCHING ME!
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STAY ON YOUR SIDE!
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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YOU CROSSED THE LINE FIRST!
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