
Edit: And since I'm a slow typer...
Vort gives the best virtual backrubs of anyone. He also churns out more fanart than anybody else on CG which is awesome!
You forgot to add that he's a she.Shirt Guy Xom wrote:He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with the CIA. He sleeps once a week; and when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Australia, successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
When I started typing this, Escushion was the last post, so I had to go back and revise it.ryclaude wrote:You forgot to add that he's a she.Shirt Guy Xom wrote:He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with the CIA. He sleeps once a week; and when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Australia, successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
Xom is either very proficient at the use of a nice thing generator, or has put some crazy amount of typing into this post, and if that's the case then all that can be said is dedication is what you need, if you want to be a record breaker.
'M gonna add a sincerely one too. Sincerely is a very absorbing conversationalist. I was up until five in the morning talking via skype before i realised what the time was.