artist needs girlfriend...

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:15 pm

Evil Jamie! wrote:It's really not that tough a proccess; Go out. Get one. Profit!

But what about the cooties?

DemonLamma · Post by **DemonLamma** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:20 pm

if your lonely draw yourself a girlfreind on a peice of paper the size of a human and lug it around with you. be sure to either avoid the stares of random people or chase after them with your paper girlfreind yelling about how jealous they are.

BassZX · Post by **BassZX** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:21 pm

Kris X wrote:
BassZX wrote:I'm only 13 and I have a girlfriend. It might have something to do with all that crap I gave her on Valentine's Day.
You're too young! Girls have cooties!

I'm not that young. After a certain point, the C and the T in "cooties" turn into B's.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:24 pm

BassZX wrote:
Kris X wrote:
BassZX wrote:I'm only 13 and I have a girlfriend. It might have something to do with all that crap I gave her on Valentine's Day.
You're too young! Girls have cooties!
I'm not that young. After a certain point, the C and the T in "cooties" turn into B's.

And the number of letters unchanged becomes what you get across the face, if you catch my drift.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:26 pm

Artist needs girlfriend

Well you've come to the right place. Keenspace is actually just a front for a dating service to match up single artists.

Oh, girlfriend? Then you might be out of luck

Chibiartstudios · Post by **Chibiartstudios** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:28 pm

Terotrous wrote:
Artist needs girlfriend
Well you've come to the right place. Keenspace is actually just a front for a dating service to match up single artists.

Oh, girlfriend? Then you might be out of luck

We can offer you massive amounts of unwarented manlove though.

Aparently that draws women. >_>'

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:28 pm

DarkMagician wrote:And the number of letters unchanged becomes what you get across the face, if you catch my drift.

... six?

--Sij

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:33 pm

chibiartstudios wrote:
Terotrous wrote:
Artist needs girlfriend
Well you've come to the right place. Keenspace is actually just a front for a dating service to match up single artists.

Oh, girlfriend? Then you might be out of luck
We can offer you massive amounts of unwarented manlove though.

Aparently that draws women. >_>'

no, women draw it.

BassZX · Post by **BassZX** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:35 pm

Luprand wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:And the number of letters unchanged becomes what you get across the face, if you catch my drift.
... six?

--Sij

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:37 pm

O-O-I-E-S!

FIVE! You get FIVE across the face!

Like this: *bitch-slaps BassZX*

BassZX · Post by **BassZX** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:40 pm

Yeah, I noticed it was 5. I just didn't get WHY I got 5 across the face.

And I'll bitch-slap you!

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:44 pm

Ah ... I hadn't noticed that the T was also changing, so I read "booties" instead of "boobies." Hence, six letters.

--Sij

BassZX · Post by **BassZX** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:50 pm

Booties are also nice. Just not as nice as boobies. Boobies are closer to your eyes. Closer to your hands. They taunt you every day, testing your self control. They know you can't resist them forever. That's when you start pretending to trip over things near girls (if you catch my drift).

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:52 pm

Evil Jamie! wrote:It's really not that tough a proccess; Go out. Get one. Profit!

Easier said than done.

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:06 pm

stinkywigfiddle wrote:
Evil Jamie! wrote:It's really not that tough a proccess; Go out. Get one. Profit!
Easier said than done.

No, no, it's quite simple.

Step 1: Be hawt.
Step 2: Be really cool.
Step 3: Don't get bitch-slapped.

That's all there is to it, really.

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:37 pm

Bah, artists don't need girlfriends. They just distract you from your work.

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:53 pm

Leko wrote:
stinkywigfiddle wrote:
Evil Jamie! wrote:It's really not that tough a proccess; Go out. Get one. Profit!
Easier said than done.
No, no, it's quite simple.

Step 1: Be hawt.
Step 2: Be really cool.
Step 3: Don't get bitch-slapped.

That's all there is to it, really.

Convertibles help also.

Birdie · Post by **Birdie** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:28 am

hey if I can get a steady girlfriend, anyone can do it!

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:34 am

Getting a girl to date you is very simple. Just act constantly like you don't care about them at all, they will be instantly drawn to you. Being the formentioned 'hawt' also helps.

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:52 am

BassZX wrote:Booties are also nice. Just not as nice as boobies. Boobies are closer to your eyes. Closer to your hands. They taunt you every day, testing your self control. They know you can't resist them forever. That's when you start pretending to trip over things near girls (if you catch my drift).

Are you serious in your implication that you believe that by the mere possession of female assets, a girl is issuing a general invitation to the brainless portion of the male populace that she wishes to be molested?

If so, I both pity and would like to extend my sincere condolences to your girlfriend and any other female of your acquaintance.