The many adventures of Strawman

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:49 pm

Well, let's see. According to the Oxford dictionary dangerous is defined as "likely to cause harm or problems". The cigarettes manufactured by the tobacco industries have been proved to cause cancer. Cancer is harmful. If you'd like to have cancer, by all means, endorse the tobacco industries.

Faub · Post by **Faub** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:53 pm

What? Tobacco industries cause cancer? I think not. Smoking the cigarettes causes cancer. It's not like the Tobacco industry knew about it. They only found out about it recently anyway. The tobacco industry doesn't force you to use their products. They're only trying to make an honest buck. It's your own bad decisions that gave you cancer. The industry had nothing to do with it. So you and your hippie friends can just go back to California to eat grass and smoke tofu.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:06 pm

Well . . . you'll get no argument from me there.

Except I don't live in California, but that's just a small, unimportant detail.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:08 pm

faub wrote:What? Tobacco industries cause cancer? I think not. Smoking the cigarettes causes cancer. It's not like the Tobacco industry knew about it. They only found out about it recently anyway. The tobacco industry doesn't force you to use their products. They're only trying to make an honest buck. It's your own bad decisions that gave you cancer. The industry had nothing to do with it. So you and your hippie friends can just go back to California to eat grass and smoke tofu.

Hippie! Oh, well it's just cool to be one of your toltalitarian friends, but think differently and you get grafted. I honestly think you should get your government out of this country and make peace, NOT war!

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:57 pm

Oh, you're one of those anti-war people, blasting CCR wherever you go. John Fogerty wasn't even born anywhere near the bayou. If you'll believe his lies, you'll believe anything.

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:23 am

So are you saying all people are gullible? It wouldn't surprise me to find out you were one of those Satanic worshipers who think of nothing but causing people misery, you sick fuck!

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:25 am

Probably by forcing people to smoke and read goat porn.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:06 am

I would like to have the word "gullible" removed from all dictionaries, world-wide.

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The many adventures of Strawman

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