Keen Madness.

[Spaceprincess]

i was going to say Gomer Pyle, but that would've been an insult to the sexiest man ever Jim Nabors, plus he was a marine.

[McDuffies]

Don't knock Beetle Baily. He's been in the soldierin' business since before your parents were born.

Although, he also hasn't had any new joke nor any character development since then.

[Laemkral]

And yet, he's still a Private. He's been flagged for so long, his buddies from boot camp are retired Command Sergeant Majors.

Dude, he's been hittin Ms. Buxley since 1971. You should be so lucky.[/quote]

Please, he couldn't afford to woo a DA Civilian. He's in trouble so much that even with 40 years of service his pay is perpetually docked and thus woefully small. Not to mention he's constantly too lazy to leave the barracks.

You know that if she's going to go for anyone, it's the young and energetic Lieutenant Fuzz (who makes almost 3x what Bailey makes).

[Bustertheclown]

She's all about powerful men. That only leave the general, who certainly goes out of his way to avoid his wife and "play golf" a lot.

[Yeahduff]

Chicks dig the bad boys, the fucks the matter with you people.

[Ahaugen]

Chicks dig the bad boys, the fucks the matter with you people.

well, clearly the problem is with you since we're all in agreement

[Yeahduff]

And no one gets in more trouble than Beatle, thus....

[Ahaugen]

And no one gets in more trouble than Beatle, thus....

he should get a dishonorable discharge stop wasting my tax dollars, damnit!

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Sgt. Snorkel would kick all your asses.

[Yeahduff]

That's probably true.

And no one gets in more trouble than Beatle, thus....

he should get a dishonorable discharge stop wasting my tax dollars, damnit!

Nothing makes a curvy blonde hotter than government waste.

[Yeahduff]

GABE AND TYCHO REGION — ROUND TWO
4 CJ Burgandy Tellurider vs 3 Cope

Data totally went to Starfleet Academy, that's how he gets to be a bridge officer. You can't just hang out on the bridge if you didn't go to Starfleet unless you're a whiny teenager that is Gene Roddenberry's self-insert Gary Stu. And even then you don't get to be a Commander (which is what Data is. Lieutenant Commander, I think.)

Also the film industry is like vampires, you have to get someone who's already in to bite you and then you have to kill him or her so you can be the master vampire. Or something.

All I know is that I underestimated how long Atavism would be. My earlier estimates were that it would take me about 2-3 years and maybe 300 pages to see it to completion; the damn thing ended up taking 4 years and 660 pages. For that reason, I'm not wagering a guess for how long I have to go on my current comic.

CJ Burgandy unfortunately dropped out of tonight's matchup against Cope, due to not enough busty blonde women in the tournament. To be fair to Keen Madnesis participants, there are never enough busty blonde women for CJ.

In steps Tellurider, wearing an old-time hockey mask wielding a titanium electric guitar once used by Dave Mustaine to weep into on a long busride home. Apparently this was all for show as Tellie immediately implements her strategy of boring her opponent to death with trivia from Lost In Space or some bullshit. The tactic doesn't work, however, as Cope is too busy staring into his own navel, waiting Telly out long enough until she bashes her own brains out with the guitar.

Tellurider
Cope TKO

[Yeahduff]

ADIS! REGION — ROUND TWO
1Dr. Legostar vs 2Spaceprincess

Also, no. No he hasn't. Both my parents were born before he was.

That could prompt some "yo mama's so old" jokes. Unfortunately, I'm not that creative.

"Yo Mama's so old she was born before Beetle Bailey" ?

The realistic one looks like a high quality caricature sort of a thing.

High Quality!? nothing I do is high quality. its more romanticized than a caricature but I get what you're sayin'.

Evil Doctor of Evil faces the Unhinged Upstart. This could be a classic, folks.

Legostar pulls ahead early, hitting dunks and lobbing mama jokes with all the finesse of a white boy. But late in the game Spaceprincess comes surging back with her self-effacing charm and emphatic typography. It comes down to the wire but Spaceprincess's tentative defense is no match for Lego's quick confident offensive attack.

Dr Legostar 97
Spaceprincess 88

[Yeahduff]

We're down to the Final Four.

Crosby Region.
1. McDuffies
Gabe & Tycho Region
3. Cope

Gallagher Region
1. TheSuburbanLetdown
Adis! Region
1. Legostar Galactica

Place your bets. These titans of messageboarding will face off at my bidding.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

What the crap is this gay-ass shit? Like the guy with the hammer?


It's hammer time, mutha fucker. Stanley's gonna GRIND you up.

[Yeahduff]

How you stumbled into the Final Four I'll never know.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

How you stumbled into the Final Four I'll never know.

Jesus Christ, and you're running the damn thing? No wonder everything's fuct.


Go to hell.

[Spaceprincess]

well at least i lost to someone classy like legostar. It saves me from losing to a blackhawks fan. go wings

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Ha ha, that picture above was taken in Novi, MI. I had people throw garbage at me last year out of a moving car for wearing the Hawks jersey. Pretty classy.

Speaking of Wings, I think Pavel Datsyuk will get the Selke Trophy this year. He's a magical guy.

[Yeahduff]

Speaking of Wings,

[Dr Legostar]

well at least i lost to someone classy like legostar. It saves me from losing to a blackhawks fan. go wings

It was a good game. You should be proud of the fight you put up.