I have a deal

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:28 pm

She was a boy, and he was a girl...can I make it any more obvious?

Col · Post by **Col** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:12 pm

Kittens, probably. Puppies just want to be your friend and play with you, even when they grow up. Kittens just want to be entertained, and even though they're cute, they still hunt and pounce on things. It all leads up to when they become cats and decide that nothing's good enough for them, thus spending the rest of their lives lying around trying to figure out how to eat the rest of the world.

I'm something of a dog person.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:44 pm

That sounds about right for you.....

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:26 am

Last night I noticed a strange discoloration to my stool. it was blueish with just a hint of minty green.

Is this anything I should see the doctor about?

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:40 am

protectmyballs wrote:|V|`/ P3|\|15 PVV|\|5 A|_|_ |<1TT135 A|\||) P|_|PP135

HAET!

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:49 am

protectmyballs wrote:|V|`/ P3|\|15 PVV|\|5 A|_|_ |<1TT135 A|\||) P|_|PP135

First of all: You are going like the express elevator to hell. DOWN!

Second: Being able to read that scares me.

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:17 am

protectmyballs wrote:|V|`/ P3|\|15 PVV|\|5 A|_|_ |<1TT135 A|\||) P|_|PP135

Well, seeing how many puppies and kittens get neutered, I'd rather pity you if it didn't.

Then again, your 1337 speak could be an indicator that you are still overcompensating....

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:09 am

Pillywiggin wrote:Then again, your 1337 speak could be an indicator that you are still overcompensating....

|\|0|\|53|\|53!!!!!! |V|`/ 3-P3|\|15 15 TVV0 F33T |_0|\|6!!!!!!!!!!

A friend once did an entire 4 paragraph xanga in leetspeak. I was terrified that I read it all on the first try.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:14 am

Oh Spam, Oh Spam,
What a fool I am.
To have clicked on that link,
Made my penis shrink.

I was promised fame,
And was given shame.
Oh Spam, Oh Spam,
What a fool I am.

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:17 am

protectmyballs wrote:|V|`/ P3|\|15 PVV|\|5 A|_|_ |<1TT135 A|\||) P|_|PP135

Hmm, yea, my brain is shutting down ><.

Olisaur · Post by **Olisaur** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:37 am

protectmyballs wrote:|V|`/ P3|\|15 PVV|\|5 A|_|_ |<1TT135 A|\||) P|_|PP135

I read this and now I am dead. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:47 am

This is the most I've ever been quoted. I feel so dirty because it is 1337 that keeps getting repeated.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 am

protectmyballs wrote:
Pillywiggin wrote:Then again, your 1337 speak could be an indicator that you are still overcompensating....
|\|0|\|53|\|53!!!!!! |V|`/ 3-P3|\|15 15 TVV0 F33T |_0|\|6!!!!!!!!!!

A friend once did an entire 4 paragraph xanga in leetspeak. I was terrified that I read it all on the first try.

That's not so bad. If you know how l33t is supposed to work, it's pretty easy to translate. Although it does mean you have one more thing in common with greasy, unemployed, basement-dwelling otaku.

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:03 am

Once more I scare myself by being able to read that. I must shut down my computer and bash my head with this baseball bat until I can no longer understand the horror that is l33t. I may need some assistance in this matter, however. Anyone care to beat me over the head until I bleed from my pores?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:33 am

anywherebuthere wrote:Last night I noticed a strange discoloration to my stool. it was blueish with just a hint of minty green.

Is this anything I should see the doctor about?

Just get it reupholstered, dude. No problems.

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:28 am

I still think Bob wins with the mansex/manatee thing.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:00 am

Bob had mansex with a manatee? I'd better reread this thread.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:35 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:As Minister of Spam, I hereby declare this topic: SPAM!

As Vice President, I hereby sentence the spammer to summary execution. (I can do that, right?) Now, we just have to catch 'em...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:43 am

The Minister of Science Suggests:

Currently this person is at a post count of one.

We should email him and ask him to return and post some more information.

Then, we simply execute everyone in the next three weeks who hits a post count of '2'.

I'd offer a better suggestion, but with all the money going to the ministry of Offense, we haven't had much left over to feed the Overmin... our brains.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:45 am

The Minister of Truth sez: Spam is bad. Go Bob.