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It's all about Samurais, they are like Asian Knights...

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monks > ninjas > pirates
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Jops, that was AWESOME. :lol:
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mcDuffies wrote:
Ghastly wrote:Aaaahahahahahaaaaa... Love the novel use of an eyepatch!
:lol:
Psiogen might've took a peak into old Wallace Wood stuff. I believe one of Sally Forth's enemies had three eye-patches, one for eye, one for breast and one for pubic area.
Ha! I knew someone must've done it somewhere in the past.... I'd like to see that.
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But a patch wouldn't work in the groin region. Going between the legs would end up forcing the string between the buttocks, and it'd lose tension and fall off.
Unless you added a second string, but then it's really just a g-string.

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Must have been some sort of loincloth effect for that to work properly.

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orion wrote:Knights!! BAH!!

How could you get any fanservice through all that armor?
Female Knight (which would be an anachronism, but oh well) fanservice = Chainmail bikini.

Male Knight fanservice = Erm, this ones a bit more difficult... But he'd have to strip out of the armor to take a bath, right? And wearing a lot of armor all day builds up muscle and makes you all sweaty, right? You do the math.

As for what's been said before: Vikings rool! The aspects of Pirate (minus cannons/gunpowder) and the best aspects of Knights/Samurai (martial society). And a lot of extra fluff (far stretched trade, exploration, mercenaries and colonists).
Plus the fact that they're pretty much the archetype of a Barbarian, but considerably cultured and even deep if you take the time to get to know them (assuming they don't whack you over the head and take you as a slave first).
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As I said before, Vikings!

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I'm going to have to side with Spriteville on this one.
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Jops: :D :D :D That was awsome!

Hmm.... Mafia vs. Pirates.... This I got to see. Or draw. Whichever comes first.
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Crossfire wrote:Jops: :D :D :D That was awsome!

Hmm.... Mafia vs. Pirates.... This I got to see. Or draw. Whichever comes first.
We'd win.

We stop the flow of alcohol to the pirates, and then the pirates give up out of boredom and go off to finish school in Cali.

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wp wrote:I'm going to have to side with Spriteville on this one.
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Czar wrote:
orion wrote:Knights!! BAH!!

How could you get any fanservice through all that armor?
Female Knight (which would be an anachronism, but oh well) fanservice = Chainmail bikini.
Nooooarggh! I vote for the eradication of the chainmail bikini! It's not bloody well armor, is it?
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Komiyan wrote:
Czar wrote:
orion wrote:Knights!! BAH!!

How could you get any fanservice through all that armor?
Female Knight (which would be an anachronism, but oh well) fanservice = Chainmail bikini.
Nooooarggh! I vote for the eradication of the chainmail bikini! It's not bloody well armor, is it?
Of course not! That's not the point!

It's like how a regular bikini isn't really much of a swimsuit.
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Beyonder_alpha wrote:monks > ninjas > pirates
Only monks can pwnz0r pirates ^_^
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Phalanx wrote:Argh! Too many girl pirates! Must counter!

(Come on, we girls need our fansservice too!)

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Yeah, it's a 10 minute rush job (hence the funny leg).

Since it was a ninja I tried to give it a oriental brushpainting look. Tried to make it fanservicy but failed.
That is awesome Phalanx!
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Isukiyomi wrote:That is awesome Phalanx!
Thank you! :D

I did consider doing 'Naked Ninja' but besides the impossiblity of such a thing (has to be at least a mask to be a ninja) i didn't want to be responsible for anyone here gouging their eyes out or something.
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Phalanx wrote:
Isukiyomi wrote:That is awesome Phalanx!
Thank you! :D

I did consider doing 'Naked Ninja' but besides the impossiblity of such a thing (has to be at least a mask to be a ninja) i didn't want to be responsible for anyone here gouging their eyes out or something.
I think I speak for many of us girls at least when I say Naked Ninja sounds good!!! :D

Edit: And this is the sucky samurai I drew. I never finished it.

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I fully support naked ninja and all he stands for.
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Czar wrote:Female Knight (which would be an anachronism, but oh well) fanservice = Chainmail bikini.
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