Elf Only Inn's back

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:15 am

Man, I take a two week break and vanish from the forums because these things are still so freakin' slow that it takes me 'alf an hour to post a message (

), and so much has changed! ******'s gone gone gone from a certain list I'm on and I missed the whole debacle and the chance to call ***** ****** a jerk! DANG IT!

So how has everyone been? Last time I asked this the board crashed and my post got lost, but seriously, how are y'all? I miss ya.

Oh, and EOI's two week break is over. It was a lovely rest, but I managed to finish some of the new character art I was working on (like, this morning). And EOI has a new forum, too. Hah hah hah... this was a plug all along.

ZOMBIE USER 13217 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 13217** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:22 am

I'm not too bad. I'm EVIL!
comic is doing alright. I think. Dunno really, logs are down. Meh.
Got a new forum for my comic too. Man, it runs sweet. Oh-so sweet.
I gave a speech in frot of my (now former) school, parents, and distinguished guests. Some little kid started crying halfway through and I stopped and went "Oh, come on! I'm not THAT bad!" And everyone was all like "LOL!!!" It was pretty good.
It's also heating up around here. I'm gonna have to get the pool all cleaned again, then swim. Swimming will be fun.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:24 am

You should put that on your resume, you know, for evil-ness, "I make children cry"

ZOMBIE USER 13217 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 13217** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:36 am

Yeah! That'll get me that job at EB for sure!

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:57 am

Our long national nightmare is finally over; welcome back, sir.

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:49 am

Yay! Welcome back! ^_^

Cindermain · Post by **Cindermain** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 2:11 am

*Cindermain looks up from desk next to copier*

It's Sortelli! The Sort-man! The Sortorino! The Sortmeister! Sortarama-ding-dong! The Sortster! Sort-o-rama! S..."

*Gets clubbed like a baby seal by Keda*

Ow! The owchster! Owch-o-rama!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 3:19 am

One of the only Rob Schnieder routines that is funny.

Lars Havemann · Post by **Lars Havemann** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 4:51 am

Yay! Welcome back!
I hate to say that, but EOI not updating was terrible! It's one of the strips i check daily and when it was gone, a huge part of my daily entertainment (which is essential to my survival) just vanished!
Don't feel like set under pressure by me... ^_^

Your Path's End-sketches look great, as usual, and I can't help but think, that the god of hellfire must be a very nice person!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:58 am

Hi.Nothin, we've just bragged a lot about things that don't work. I'm a commander now, as you see. We've been pointing a lot and saying *ha-ha* to thise people who'se old accounts are locked so they're newbies again. I see, you're still oldbie.

ZOMBIE USER 13217 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 13217** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 6:00 am

He gave me a baby monkey once...

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 8:11 am

Thank goodness I still have my precious posts... myyyy preciooooousssss...

*cough* Um.

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 8:23 am

.... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I wonder if I really should be welcoming you back, or running far far away

But I'll go with the former, because I gave up all forms of sport in highschool ^_^

Welcome back!

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 8:32 am

I think said that already,
I have a theory there is a 'poisoned' thread somewhere.
and anyone that posted there got their accounts 'frozen'

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 9:16 am

Actually, I think it was during a certain time, not because of a certain thread.

That time when some posts were in that strange time warp that dated our posts to the year 2019... that time was the last time I could post. I think. I can't remember actually. T'was long ago...

Spectralsingularity · Wed Dec 18, 2002 10:19 am

Dunno really, logs are down. Meh.

You sure about that? My logs were down all month but I just got em back.

Welcome back to the fold Sortelli, you never left my heart.....

Indybuda · Post by **Indybuda** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 2:31 pm

Welcome Back, welcome back, welcome back!

*is shot by Horshack*

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:03 pm

Wilcommen mein kammeraden!

I'm too pissed on cheap beer to string together any wit... so... errr... nice hair...

*gets back to the complicated buisness of passing out*

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 2:48 am

heffaloop wrote:Actually, I think it was during a certain time, not because of a certain thread.

That time when some posts were in that strange time warp that dated our posts to the year 2019... that time was the last time I could post. I think. I can't remember actually. T'was long ago...

or maybe, T'will happen in a long time.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 3:02 am

heffaloop wrote:Actually, I think it was during a certain time, not because of a certain thread.

That time when some posts were in that strange time warp that dated our posts to the year 2019... that time was the last time I could post. I think. I can't remember actually. T'was long ago...

Then it must have been on some weekend when I was home, otherwise it'd affect me. I post every f***** day.