It's that time again!

[ZOMBIE USER 10963]

November weird ass search strings! Yay! I know it's not the end of November, but I just gotta show you some of these. Pay special attention to the bold ones.

12 18.18% paragon fishing
7 10.61% cornicopia
7 10.61% fishing wallpaper
2 3.03% belana torres nude
2 3.03% cornicopia pics
2 3.03% fishing comic
2 3.03% funny drawings
2 3.03% see-through shirt pics from a to z
1 1.52% [babe fishing in a bikini]
1 1.52% belana torres nude pics
1 1.52% belana torres pics
1 1.52% character description of a nerd
1 1.52% cheerleader oops pics
1 1.52% cheese loving cock suckers
1 1.52% description of an annoying neighbor
1 1.52% everquest nude pics
1 1.52% fishing and wallpaper
1 1.52% fishing comics
1 1.52% fishing funny drawings
1 1.52% free snipers movies wallpaper
1 1.52% gangsta characters
1 1.52% goat comic
1 1.52% http://paragonfishing.keenspace.com/
1 1.52% making cornicopia
1 1.52% midgit clowns
1 1.52% monty python nude pics
1 1.52% nude cornicopia
1 1.52% old junk
1 1.52% paragonfishing
1 1.52% penny-arcade vs movie-comics
1 1.52% pics of a cornicopia
1 1.52% sarah michelle gellar see through shirt
1 1.52% sausage suckers
1 1.52% seanbaby is
1 1.52% see through shirt pics oops
1 1.52% seven of nine free pics nude
1 1.52% swisheymcjackass
1 1.52% what is bill gates full name

Plus, we got 2 hits from http://www.voodoomachine.com/sexenhancer.html. Explain to me why. WHY?

[WolfBoy]

You too? I got the same thing, plus porn! Check it out:
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57 1 0.01% http://www.netcraft.com/survey/
58 1 0.01% http://www.quiveringfuckholes.com/
59 1 0.01% http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/k ... stall.html
60 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/awards.html
61 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/druglinks.html
62 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/linkoftheweek.html
63 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/sexenhancer.html
64 1 0.01% http://www.xupiter.com/search/dojump.pl
...
What I want to know is who looks at porn and "enhancers" and then decides to look up the comic?

Anyway as far as search strings go, this month has a couple of doozies:

Hits Search String
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4 5.56% daze in a haze
4 5.56% daze of haze
4 5.56% pics of felicia catgirl
3 4.17% art and insanity
3 4.17% otakon 2002 kuno
3 4.17% very private lessons anime pics
3 4.17% weiss kreuz pics nekoken
2 2.78% cthulu pics
2 2.78% matt boyd otakon pics
2 2.78% otakon larp 2002
1 1.39% alucard otakon 2002
1 1.39% anecdote insanity
1 1.39% brother with brother homosexual incest
1 1.39% brown haze
1 1.39% catgirl felicia pics
1 1.39% catgirl hentai
1 1.39% causes of haze in the air
1 1.39% crossdressing slayers crossdressing slayers
1 1.39% crossplayer
1 1.39% earthbound rom
1 1.39% earthbound zero rom nes
1 1.39% fred gallagher con pics
1 1.39% fred gallagher pics
1 1.39% girls dressed as yuna
1 1.39% governor winthrope desk
1 1.39% great teacher onizuka shirt
1 1.39% hentai catgirl
1 1.39% how to play earthbound zero on computer
1 1.39% http://dazehaze.keenspace.com/images/otakon2002/
1 1.39% ian mcconville
1 1.39% ian mcconville: pictures
1 1.39% incest babies
1 1.39% making auron costume pictures
1 1.39% mason dixen line what is
1 1.39% matt boyd machall
1 1.39% mother 1 nes rom
1 1.39% onegai teacher hentai pics
1 1.39% otakon 2002 nuriko
1 1.39% otakon 2002 photos
1 1.39% otakon 2002 pics
1 1.39% otakon 2002 pictures dance
1 1.39% otakon reno
1 1.39% rabi en rose pics
1 1.39% ranma 1/2 hentai fan fiction
1 1.39% ranma bunny suit picture gallery
1 1.39% ranma plushie
1 1.39% roms mother 2
1 1.39% very private lessons
1 1.39% very private lessons anime review
1 1.39% werecreature legends
1 1.39% yakumo fuji pictures
1 1.39% yugi free greatings

[ZOMBIE USER 11601]

You too? I got the same thing, plus porn! Check it out:
...
57 1 0.01% http://www.netcraft.com/survey/
58 1 0.01% http://www.quiveringfuckholes.com/
59 1 0.01% http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/k ... stall.html
60 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/awards.html
61 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/druglinks.html
62 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/linkoftheweek.html
63 1 0.01% http://www.voodoomachine.com/sexenhancer.html
64 1 0.01% http://www.xupiter.com/search/dojump.pl
...

I think everyone gets these, even I've got them, and nobody reads my comic!

Anyway, search strings for me are just:

1 3 37.50% new project
2 2 25.00% naked anime chicks
3 1 12.50% fake i.d. dropdown keenspace
4 1 12.50% forumites final fantasy
5 1 12.50% frank verderosa

[ZOMBIE USER 7782]

Referrals of note are in bold:

15 24.19% porn tetris
13 20.97% stickmanstickman
5 8.06% comic porn
2 3.23% porn comic strip
2 3.23% stickmen fighting
2 3.23% tetris porn
1 1.61% bur comic
1 1.61% comic reads
1 1.61% comic stress
1 1.61% comic strip porn
1 1.61% comics porn
1 1.61% dbz comic strips
1 1.61% film song for dbz
1 1.61% funny porn/ humour porn
1 1.61% how do i find porn on my computer
1 1.61% hunters porn
1 1.61% my baby got back porn
1 1.61% porn comic
1 1.61% porn comics
1 1.61% porn in my email
1 1.61% porn scan
1 1.61% porntetris
1 1.61% proud family porn
1 1.61% related:pub40.ezboard.com/fstickmanstickmanforumsfrm1
1 1.61% sam hughes
1 1.61% stick man porn
1 1.61% stick-man porn
1 1.61% stickmen comic
1 1.61% strip tetris

I don't understand - what's pornographic about Tetris?

[ZOMBIE USER 11601]

Well, I don't see those blocks wearing any clothes!

[Melancholy Chinese]

Belanna Torres nude?

::BLAAARRRGGGH::

[Netrek]

What is a search string and how do you run one?

. . . HEY! Stop pelting me with overclocked motherboards!

--Sij