The Chat Quotelist: All the Cool Kids do it.

[Levi-chan]

NEVER FORGET

Edit: No, no...NEVER REMEMBER

[The Way]

[20:29] =-= McLev is now known as McLev|away
[20:29] <Telly> you pirated levi's epic
[20:29] <Way> !
[20:29] <McLev|away> WEIRDOES
[20:29] <Way> haha
[20:29] <JoelFaginsYoungerBrother> lol
[20:29] <Way> we hurt Lev's feelings o____o
[20:30] <Telly> what?
[20:30] <Telly> levi has feelings?
[20:30] <Way> oh, right
[20:30] <McLev|away> obviously
[20:30] <Way> we hurt his pride
[20:30] <Way> my bad
[20:30] <McLev|away> as yo mom--I CAN'T DO IT
[20:30] <McLev|away> NOT ANYMORE
[20:30] <JoelFaginsYoungerBrother> lol
[20:30] <Telly> brutal
[20:30] * McLev|away sobs
[20:30] <Way> :(!
[20:30] * Way comforts Lev apologetically
[20:30] <JoelFaginsYoungerBrother> You're too nice
[20:31] <McLev|away> wait wtf is :(!
[20:31] <Way> bad smiley
[20:31] <McLev|away> how exactly do you exclaim disappointment?
[20:31] <Way> it's like
[20:31] <JoelFaginsYoungerBrother> it's a elongated beard
[20:31] <Way> a pang of disappointment
[20:31] <McLev|away> DISAPPOINTMENT!
[20:31] <McLev|away> SADNESS!
[20:31] <Way> like you walk into a room and see your parents doing it
[20:31] <Way> that's :(!
[20:31] <McLev|away> :O
[20:31] <JoelFaginsYoungerBrother> McLev|away is still epic
[20:31] <Way> yeah you get my point now I think
[20:31] <McLev|away> holy shit you captured the essence of :(!

[Ahaugen]

It's Story Time with Ahaugen

23:20] <Telly> okay here's a question
[23:21] <Telly> anyone here ever pick someone up at a concert?
[23:21] <ahaugen> nope
[23:21] <ahaugen> picked someone up at a bar though
[23:22] <ahaugen> shouldn't have cause I was sharing a hotel room, but still
[23:22] <Telly> orly
[23:22] <Telly> I am interested in hearing this story
[23:23] <ahaugen> so I was in Kalispell, all you really need to know is that it's in Montana
[23:23] <ahaugen> and I was drinking and bowling with some friends
[23:23] <Telly> bowling? wow
[23:23] <ahaugen> bowling drunk
[23:23] <ahaugen> and not sucking
[23:23] <Telly> fair enough go on
[23:24] <ahaugen> so it's midnight and everyone's ready for bed except me
[23:24] <blackaby> HEIL MAYHEM
[23:24] <Telly> you're ready for some HAWT LOVIN
[23:24] <ahaugen> so I go to the front desk of the hotel and ask for the best bar in town, which turns out to be the VFW
[23:25] <Telly> does that stand for anything?
[23:25] <ahaugen> Veterans of Foreign Wars
[23:25] <Telly> ah
[23:25] <ahaugen> a Vet's Club if you will
[23:25] <ahaugen> I walk down there, and it's not a bad little bar
[23:25] <ahaugen> so I walk up to the bar and order a couple beers
[23:26] <ahaugen> 15 minutes later, this Marine in full dress notices this poppy I have in my hat
[23:26] <ahaugen> because it's Veterans day
[23:26] <Telly> you order a couple beers for yourself? hardcore
[23:27] <ahaugen> so we get to talking and do a couple shots of tequila for the vets and those who gave their lives yadda yadda yadda
[23:27] <ahaugen> then this girl sits down next to me wearing a Notre Dame jacket
[23:27] <Telly> rowr
[23:28] <ahaugen> we start talking and drinking, turns out she's from Alberta, like me and went school with me in grade school
[23:28] <Telly> orly
[23:29] <ahaugen> yarly
[23:29] <ahaugen> swear to god yarly
[23:29] <Telly> did you push her down in the playground
[23:29] <ahaugen> no
[23:29] <Telly> 'cause that means you liked her
[23:29] <ahaugen> tell you the truth, I didn't remember her from school
[23:30] <ahaugen> but she remembered people I went to school with
[23:30] <jesusabdullah> Heh, weird.
[23:30] <ahaugen> anyway, we get kicked out cause it's closing time
[23:30] <Telly> and then bow chicka bow wow!
[23:30] <ahaugen> I wish
[23:30] <ahaugen> it was heading that way
[23:30] <jesusabdullah> Heh
[23:31] <ahaugen> only I forgot that I was sharing a hotel room
[23:31] <Telly> soooo
[23:31] <ahaugen> and I didn't remember until we got back to the hotel
[23:31] <jesusabdullah> I wonder if I could actually communicate completely in half-grunts, half-laughs and wordless mumbles.
[23:31] <ahaugen> we got to the room
[23:31] <ahaugen> I invited her in for a cup of coffee
[23:31] <ahaugen> she said yes
[23:31] <jesusabdullah> Hah
[23:31] <Telly> bow chicka BOW
[23:32] <jesusabdullah> Man I came here at an awesome time
[23:32] <ahaugen> I open the door, my friend wakes up and says, swear to god, "I'm still awake"
[23:32] <ahaugen> no chicka bow for me
[23:32] <jesusabdullah> Hahaha! Aww :/
[23:32] <ahaugen> 20 minutes later, he asks "was that a girl?"
[23:33] <jesusabdullah> Burn.
[23:33] * ahaugen hangs head
[23:33] <McLev> O HO HO HO HO
[23:33] <McLev> O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
[23:33] <McLev> BLOX THE COX
[23:33] <Telly> maaaaan
[23:33] <ahaugen> yes
[23:33] <Telly> that's brutal
[23:33] <Telly> you should have punched him in the face
[23:33] <ahaugen> I was too drunk to punch him
[23:34] <ahaugen> not as drunk as I was at cook out
[23:34] <Telly> you should have punched in the general area
[23:34] <McLev> you should have improvised
[23:34] <ahaugen> but drunk enough where I just wanted the blue balls to go away
[23:34] <Telly> well if you were that drunk there wouldn't have been chicka bow anyway
[23:34] <McLev> "My, this broom closet sure looks COSY"
[23:34] <Telly> ...and then you hookedup with your friend?!
[23:34] <ahaugen> I just wanted to go to sleep and let the blue balls go away
[23:34] <McLev> but then you have the brewer's droop
[23:34] <ahaugen> no hooked up with friend
[23:34] * djmayhem hits mclevi with a golf cart
[23:35] <McLev> fap fap fap
[23:35] <Telly> XD
[23:35] <McLev> *sob*
[23:35] <ahaugen> I just wanted sleep
[23:35] <ahaugen> I was drunk, cockblocked and in pain
[23:35] <McLev> MM-HMM.
[23:35] <ahaugen> I WANTED SLEEP!!
[23:35] <ahaugen> I really wanted sex, but had to settle for sleep
[23:36] <Telly> so you say
[23:36] <McLev> *fap fap fap*
[23:36] <McLev> *snore*
[23:36] <jesusabdullah> LIKELY STORY
[23:36] <McLev> you should have punched him in the cock
[23:36] <ahaugen> I SHOULD'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS!!!!
[23:36] <McLev> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SNUGGLING NOW INSTEAD OF CHATTING WITH A BUNCH OF DORKS
[23:37] <jesusabdullah> Guys! Guys!
[23:37] <ahaugen> IT HAPPENED LAST NOVEMBER!!! I'VE HAT A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE!!!
[23:37] <jesusabdullah> Regret gets us nowhere!
[23:37] <jesusabdullah> The ARROW OF TIME only goes ONE DIRECTION!
[23:37] <ahaugen> I'VE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE
[23:37] <Telly> oh no
[23:37] <Telly> oh no no no
[23:37] <Telly> please don't tell me that's the last time you almost hooked up with a girl
[23:37] <McLev> THE ARROW OF MEMORY ONLY GOES BACKWARDS
[23:37] * ahaugen hangs head
[23:38] <Telly> oh
[23:38] <Telly> my
[23:38] <Telly> god
[23:38] <ahaugen> I won't tell you
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[23:38] <McLev> OH
[23:38] * McLev grabs salt
[23:38] <jesusabdullah> Man Telly's mean
[23:38] <Telly> come on dude, that's brutal
[23:39] <ahaugen> you're telling ME
[23:39] <McLev> XD
[23:39] <Telly> well I can at least say that I tried to help
[23:39] <McLev> so Telly, when was the last time....
[23:39] <Telly> sort of
[23:39] <ahaugen> alleged boobs in my face when I'm too drunk to remember don't count
[23:40] <Telly> there are witnesses
[23:40] <jesusabdullah> Pics or it didn't happen.
[23:40] <McLev> XD
[23:40] <jesusabdullah> And there were only pics of right before it supposedly happened.
[23:40] <Telly> I was busy, I have no pics
[23:40] <jesusabdullah> THEREFORE
[23:40] <jesusabdullah> Well then, I guess there's only one conclusion to come to.
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[23:40] <Telly> pft whatever
[23:40] <jesusabdullah> :D
[23:41] <Telly> tell you what
[23:41] <Telly> I'll do it again next year
[23:41] <Telly> and we can get real pictures
[23:42] <Telly> does that satisfy you jesus?
[23:42] <Telly> huh?
[23:42] <Telly> HUH!?
[23:42] <jesusabdullah> With luck I'll *be* there
[23:42] <Telly> yeah we'll see
[23:43] <McLev> http://friendfeed.s3.amazonaws.com/26d1 ... 8cd225aebf
[23:43] <ahaugen> listen, if I need to wait for next year to get that without something in between, I might as well jump off the fucking arch
[23:43] <McLev> fap fap fap
[23:43] <Telly> well hey
[23:43] <Telly> on the bright side
[23:43] <ahaugen> you knock that off, or go into the bathroom
[23:44] <Telly> you *know* that in the future you're gonna get boobs in your face
[23:44] <McLev> on a long enough timeframe, /everybody/ eventually gets tits in their face
[23:44] <Telly> I don't
[23:44] <ahaugen> will I remember, is the question?
[23:44] <Telly> well not if you get all drunk like this year

[Risky]

Seems to me that's the very definition of "worth waiting for".

[Ahaugen]

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[20:26] <birdie> hola mofos
[20:26] <ahaugen> hello hello
[20:26] <DaveAgainstTheShower> FINE!
[20:27] =-= DaveAgainstTheShower is now known as DaveShower
[20:27] <DaveShower> happy now?
[20:27] <ahaugen> no
[20:27] <Telly> we'll never be happy as long as we know you're wet and naked
[20:28] <ahaugen> ... so, we'll have to kill you
[20:28] <birdie> yeah, it's me they want to think about wet and naked
[20:29] <Telly> ahaugen likes to think about robby
[20:30] <ahaugen> I refuse to respond to that on the grounds that I cannot win
[20:30] <Telly> :P
[20:30] <birdie> Telly thinks about me when she's in less than pants
[20:30] <birdie> she's like "ooh birdie you drunk haiku writing motherfucker"
[20:30] <Telly> nnnnnnno
[20:31] <McLev> yeah she totally does
[20:31] <Telly> nnnnnnnnnnnno
[20:31] <McLev> inside her steely heart is a drunk haiku writing motherfucker-lover
[20:31] <Telly> ?
[20:31] <birdie> I won her over in seventeen sylables
[20:32] <Telly> argh
[20:32] <birdie> Telly wants birdie/ like fat kids want fried twinkies/ it's totally true!
[20:32] <Telly> ew twinkies are so gross
[20:32] <McLev> that's pants-wettingly hot
[20:33] <birdie> Pants-wettingly hot/ going on my resume/ this very instant!
[20:33] <Telly> levi wet his pants?
[20:33] <Telly> ew
[20:35] <McLev> look, I'll start it off-
[20:35] <McLev> Telly denies it,
[20:36] <McLev> uh...
[20:36] <Telly> because it isn't true bitch
[20:36] * McLev can't think of a seven-syllable putdown
[20:36] <birdie> but really it is...
[20:36] <Telly> so shut the fuck up
[20:36] <McLev> XD
[20:37] <Telly> unlike that levi
[20:37] <Telly> who totally wants birdie
[20:37] <birdie> telly loves birdie/ but will never admit it/ be.cause she's too scared
[20:37] <Telly> naked in his bed
[20:37] <birdie> levi wants birdie/ for his mad phat haiku skills/ and for nothing else
[20:38] <birdie> even when I'm drunk/ haikus pour like tap water/ or flow like a stream
[20:38] <Telly> I prefer hot studs/with manly sexy muscles/who put out a lot
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[20:39] <birdie> you just described me/ almost perfectly except/ you forgot "well hung"
[20:39] <Telly> XD
[20:39] <McLev> XD
[20:39] <Telly> ah, touche
[20:39] <DaveShower> bed for me now
[20:39] <birdie> I am the greatest haiku writer in north america!
[20:39] =-= DaveShower is now known as DaveAgainstTheMachine
[20:39] <birdie> www.thehaikulife.com while I'm plugging shit!
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[20:40] <birdie> is someone saving this conversation?
[20:40] * tog will be leaving shortly
[20:41] <Telly> no
[20:41] <birdie> this is the funniest thing I've said in the last 10 minutes, unless you go to twitter and see dj and myself discussing our latino vampire movie idea
[20:42] <Telly> is it gonna be like vampiyaz?
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[20:43] <birdie> my working title was "Cholo Vampiros: We'll suck you up holmes"
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[20:45] <Telly> hehe

[Birdie]

a mighty huzzah
my beer fueled legends will live
for forever now!

[Jesusabdullah]

18:38 <+Senshi|paper> once i'm close to obama, i'll do everything to be in good
favor with him
18:38 <+jesusabdullah> Shoulda just stayed in Juneau where she belongs
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> and make my way up the ranks
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> before you know it, i'll be the most powerful young
politician in America
18:38 <+BeefotronX> And then you'll be his oval office intern.
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> mmmm, i can just TASTE it
18:38 <+jesusabdullah> Secretary of State Prettysenshi
18:38 <+jesusabdullah> I can see it now
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> ....that totally was timed wrong
18:38 * BeefotronX lols at that
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> but anyway
18:38 <+Heart> that was timed perfect!!!!
18:38 <+Komiyan> haha
18:38 <+jesusabdullah> ohoho
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> SoS Senshi sounds awesome
18:38 <+Heart> BeefotronX: And then you'll be his oval office intern.
18:38 <+Heart> [22:38] Senshi|paper: mmmm, i can just TASTE it
18:38 <+Senshi|paper> dammit yall
18:39 <+jesusabdullah> haha
18:39 <+jesusabdullah> >:D

Yeeah.

[Killbert-Robby]

It's been SO LONG. This is awesome.

[Tellurider]

a little bit of necromancy but hopefully no one minds.

<RobbyZ> Who puts BACON AND EGGS in a recipe book
<Telly> so if you were trapped on the satellite of love would you actually watch the movies?
<RobbyZ> Anyone who cant put that together doesn't deserve to eat
<DaveAgainstTheMachine> comes from a long line of great anuses
<RobbyZ> Hell yeah I would... some
<RobbyZ> But there are some I couldnt sit through
<Telly> I know me neither
<Telly> I have seen this one
<Telly> I don't really remember it though
<RobbyZ> We could watch one you haven't
<RobbyZ> One I couldnt sit through
<Telly> wait wait wait
<Telly> wait
<RobbyZ> Its like that kid has ninjas trying to kill him
<Telly> anuses, dave?
<Telly> really?
<RobbyZ> and he meets the mean trucker with a heart of gold
<DaveAgainstTheMachine> damnit
<DaveAgainstTheMachine> I'm drunk

[Legion]

<RobbyZ> and he meets the mean trucker with a heart of gold

Rowsdower!

[Killbert-Robby]

<RobbyZ> and he meets the mean trucker with a heart of gold

Rowsdower!

YOU WIN A DOLLAR

[Tellurider]

jesusabdullah sees if anything not boring's on the forums
<Telly> no the forums are totally dead
<Telly> no one has anything interesting to say ever
<jesusabdullah> I do feel that way sometimes
<jesusabdullah> I guess I should be the change I wish to see in the forums
<jesusabdullah> but I'm BUSY
<Telly> whatever queer
<jesusabdullah> :(
<jesusabdullah> I am!
<Telly> ...
<Telly> jesus just came out of the closet
<Telly> XD
<jesusabdullah> NO
<jesusabdullah> I'm busy!
<RobbyD> XD
<Telly> XD
<jesusabdullah> Not queer!
<Telly> XD
<RobbyD> I SAW IT TOO
<jesusabdullah> FUCK
<Telly> XD
<Telly> QUOTELIST
<RobbyD> For the record
<RobbyD> TELLURIDOSAN
<RobbyD> OUTO
<Telly> AUGH
* RobbyD whaps Telly with a cane

[Lunar]

<Rock> ha
<Rock> HAHA
<Rock> IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE
<Rock> NOW I CAN SLACK OFF ALL I WANT
<Rock> AND NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
* _Lunar_ puts rock in a wooden crate
* _Lunar_ places the wooden crate among other wooden crates
* _Lunar_ raises his fist
* Rock is the only crate that is laughing
<_Lunar_> BISOOOOOOOON!
<Rock> !
<Rock> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
* Rock catches on fire
<Rock> I'LL KILL YOU
<Rock> I'LL KILL YOU SO HARD YOUR MOTHER WILL FEEL IT
<Rock> AAAAAAAAAAAGH OH GOD
<Kirb-amazed> O__O

[Levi-chan]

<Telly> das ist doch klar
<Lev> whut
<RobbyD> She said
<RobbyD> "Levi licks penises in a sensual fashion"
<Telly> XD
<Lev> by "Levi" you mean "Robby"
<Lev> and by "penises" you mean "roommates"
<Lev> amirite
<Telly> uh...
<Telly> robby are you licking your roommates?
<Lev> and by "sensual fashion" you mean "in a really sloppy way that roommate digs but is disgusting to listen to."
<Telly> D:
<Lev> schlork schlork schlork akhhh ak
<Telly> D:
<RobbyD> Telly knows her licking
<DaveAgainstTheMachine> AUGH! My ears are feeling hot. Someone must be talking about me.

[Kirb]

Rock declares his crusade against New Kirb,
obviously thirsty for an ice cold Classic Kirb.

<Rock> I get you yet.
<Rock> Just you wait.
<Kirb-maya> 'w'
<Rock> Making that face won't help you.
<Rock> You've sealed your fate.
<Rock_away> I'm going on a journey now.
<Rock_away> To bring back Old Kirb
<Kirb-maya> !
<Rock_away> and kill you
<Rock_away> new kirb
<Kirb-maya> are you going to the kitchen?
<Rock_away> ...yes.
<Kirb-maya> get me a soda
<Rock_away> No!
<Kirb-maya>
<Rock_away> You see, New Kirb
<Rock_away> this is why I'm going to slay you
<Rock_away> you didn't even say please
<Rock_away> you're so damned rude
<Kirb-maya> yes I did
<Rock_away> No you didn't!
<Kirb-maya> <Kirb-maya> get me a soda please
<Kirb-maya> look
<Kirb-maya> right there
<Rock_away> ...
<Kirb-maya> it's right there
<Rock_away> fffffffuck
<Rock_away> fine
<Rock_away> fine here's your god damned soda!
<Kirb-maya> '_'
<Rock_away> I'm still going to destroy you though!
<Kirb-maya> \o/

[Kirb]

<K-Dawg> Kirb tell me about the webcomic "Solar and Kirb" =o
<Kirb> !
<Kirb> Well it's about my amazing adventures with the Sun
<K-Dawg> bitching
<K-Dawg> I will subscribe!
<Kirb> we solve mysteries
<Kirb> but in the end it doesn't matter cause everyone burns to death
<K-Dawg> D=
<Kirb> and then I put my hands on my hips and go
<Kirb> 'SOOOOOLAAAAAR!'

[Pimpette]

[00:58] <MixedMyth> I think panties right
[00:58] <MixedMyth> *I think pimp is right
[00:58] <MixedMyth>
[00:58] <Alexi>
[00:58] <Alexi> panties
[00:58] <Pimpette> hahahahaha
[00:58] <Alexi>

[Tellurider]

From the Greek RP game. Earlier Herscus (Robby) used Andreas's (my) sandal as a discus. Andreas was displeased.

<Andreas> (can andreas hit herscus? or maybe later)
<VortGM> roll 2d6
<dicechan> VortGM rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=10 ]{10}
<Herscus> (I'm typing while lying down, long day)
<Herscus> (Typings a bit off )
<VortGM> (if you don't want to do damage you can punch him for free)
<Andreas> (okay)
* Herpicles attempts to dodge it athletically and keep it out of reach by sticking his iron bar at it
* Andreas punches Herscus for the sandal incident
<Herpicles> (16)
* Herscus backflips again
<Herpicles> (I keep rolling at least one 6)
<Herscus> roll 2d6+4
<dicechan> Herscus rolled : 2d6+4 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{9}
<Andreas> (you can't roll to dodge my punch)
<Herscus> (Like fuck I cant, this is RP ho!)
<VortGM> (herpicles gets out of the way easily)
<Andreas> (YOU HAVE BEEN PUNCHED)
<Andreas> (FINE)
<Andreas> roll 2d6+100 PUNCH OF DOOM
<dicechan> Andreas rolled : 2d6+100 PUNCH OF DOOM --> [ 2d6=8 ]{108}
<VortGM> The next goes after the singing Miredos
<Andreas> (BAM)
<Herscus> (Disqualified)
<VortGM> roll 2d6
<dicechan> VortGM rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{8}
<Herscus> (I win)
<Herscus> (You take 2 damage)
<VortGM> (*headdesks*)

[Kirb]

* A_Flying_NDS has joined #redslime
* A_Flying_NDS smashes into the wall next to Kirb's head
* A_Flying_NDS has left #redslime
<Rock> I
<Rock> HATE
<Rock> THIS
<Rock> CASE
<Kirb> !?!?
* Kirb picks up the ds
<Kirb> well it seems like you've
<Kirb> cracked the case
<Rock> yes
<Rock> you might also say that I've
* Rock picks up the shattered peices of Phoenix Wright
<Rock> broken the law
<Rock> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Kirb> YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Lunar]

|Lunar| bursts through the wall and shoots Rock
* |Lunar| looks at CJ
<|Lunar|> Come with me if you want to live
<CJ_Burgandy> fuck that noise!
* CJ_Burgandy shoots Lunar and takes off on her motorcycle
* |Lunar| head grows back in a cool liquid metal effect
<|Lunar|> oh wait
<|Lunar|> that mean i'm the bad one
<|Lunar|> fuck
* |Lunar| starts running after CJ's motorcycle
* CJ_Burgandy doesn't really know how to drive this thing and crashes into Kirb with it
<|Lunar|> well that makes things easier then i thought
<CJ_Burgandy> more than you know... Kirb was my son
<|Lunar|> Sweet! Early day for me
* |Lunar| goes home and drinks beer while watching Mythbusters
<Kirb-artan> !
<CJ_Burgandy> I doomed the world by pretending to know how to drive a motorcycle I don't even know who it belongs to