The Ubiquitous YouTube.com Thread

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:33 pm

I wonder, if you struck a jar of peanut butter with lightning, could you create zombie peanut butter? what would zombie peanut butter crave? probably jelly.

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:03 pm

The Neko wrote:I so wish this was a joke. HOW I WISH TO WAKE UP AND FIND THAT THIS IS A DREAM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

This is one of those statements where I can't make a counter argument because the large lapse of logic makes my brain disconnect all functions for a brief moment to prevent possible permanent damage.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:07 am

But... peanut butter..... ooze....chemical soup....matter....light.... differences... ARGH!!!! I want to hurt these individuals so much. Their entire argument can be refuted with this analogy: heat + pressure + carbon = diamond. So if I take a lump of coal, put it in a vise and shove the whole thing into an oven I've met all the requirements. Carbon + heat (oven) + pressure (vise) should yield a diamond. But it doesn't!!! CLEARLY all those geologists are using fake science and only intelligent mining (geological equivalent of Intelligent Design) could have ever yielded a diamond!! I mean, a black dirty rock becoming a diamond?? ABSURD!!

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:30 am

The fools.

Don't they realize that only chunky peanut butter can create life?

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:04 am

Kirb wrote:The fools.

Don't they realize that only chunky peanut butter can create life?

Chunky peanut butter is a crime against god.

So is 1% milk.

Rusty Knight · Post by **Rusty Knight** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:44 am

It's what we watch!

A clip from a very funny Irish comedy about a mortician called CU Burn.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:35 pm

For those of you who have seen "Grindhouse," you know about the fake trailers. But our Canadian Friends got to see one that us Americans didn't.

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:37 pm

A really "Super" movie.

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi2m9Rv5ao0
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVBLiuvqKg
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uNol0uLHHs

Lunar · Post by **Lunar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:39 pm

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:59 pm

Lunar wrote:KIWI

*pats the newb on the head for reintroducing old news*

It's still good stuff, though... so I'm not complaining.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:02 pm

I AM THE MILKMAN! MY MILK IS DELICIOUS!

From Psychonauts. What an awesome game.

Lunar · Post by **Lunar** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:18 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
Lunar wrote:KIWI
*pats the newb on the head for reintroducing old news*

It's still good stuff, though... so I'm not complaining.

This thread is 26 pages long! Plus I searched for any mention of "kiwi" on the forum before posting! I'm trying my best damn it!

Chaoticcomics · Post by **Chaoticcomics** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:40 pm

Yeah, I started the best thread in Off-topics in the past year. Praise me, and worship my careful copiness!

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:08 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4

I love parody. So very much.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:44 am

That's the greatest thing ever.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:03 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgzpejCU6Uc

i bet this has been posted. misheard lyrics to this ain't a scene by fallout boy. xD

Linkara · Post by **Linkara** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:05 am

The "Wicker Man" remake redone as a comedy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:11 pm

It's not youtube, but...

JESUS KILLED MY MOM AND DAD!!

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:19 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8VRJTHans

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm what you saaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

Nervous Spy · Post by **Nervous Spy** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:10 pm

K-Dawg wrote:what you say?

You have no chance to suvive make your time!

...

sorry, conditioned reflex....