* within 45 minutes of meeting me, gave me her REAL NAME and invited me to watch Dr Who with her at her house on Monday night.
* offered to sleep with me outside of work.
She was really good at fucking, and I think this just could be my meal ticket.
BUT, I'm very suspicious, because working girls don't normally ask to have a relationship outside of work, and certainly NOT with a first time customer.
Also, although she is a very good lover, this woman is really ditzy:
* She keeps preaching to me about this brand of Acai berry juice and how it did all these things for her health. (She claims it helped her discontinue Panadeine Forte that she was taking for chronic pain without any withdrawal symptoms. She claims that a few years ago, she had a massive head injury when a computer fell and cracked her skull, and was on Panadeine Forte for a long time.)
* Besides Acai berry juice, she's also interested in making aromatherapy oils and doggie shampoo. (How useful!)
* Oh, and she owns several dogs. She owns a Shih Tzu.
* She claims to be "addicted" to marijuana. (She said that she did smack a few times, but was never addicted. She evidently prefers marijuana.)
* She also has breast implants. (But I don't mind, though I normally hate implants. She's good at fucking, as I said. Very good.)
Now, is this too good to be true?
POSSIBILITIES:
1. Her offer is sincere.
2. She wants to milk me for money (or preach to me about her juice products).
3. She's mentally ill (but not dangerously so).
4. She's a psychopath and has selected me as a victim, either for herself or for some boyfriend of hers, and is planning to kill or torture me.
5. She's a junkie.
1. This just seems too good to be true, but is within the bounds of possibility. It's just that Burroughs once said: "Never trust a hooker who says she doesn't want money. She wants blood." (And why would she suddenly give away her real name to a client she's known for 5 minutes.)
2. This is likely. But I'll still accept the fucking
3. She might be mentally ill. As I said, she had a brain injury in 2003 and was on codeine for the skull fracture. (This seems likely: codeine is usually prescribed for those sorts of bone injuries.)
4. I think I will give her name and address to a friend of mine (in a sealed envelope) and tell her to give the envelope to the police if I DON'T RETURN.
5. I DOUBT that she's a junkie for the following reasons:
* She definitely doesn't work 7 days a week. Junkies almost always seem to.
* She lives away from the city, near the Dandenong Ranges. A junkie would live within scampering distance of both the brothel and a dealer.
* She seems to have lots of free time on her hands to make aromatherapy oils, buy properties, make plans to start up new businesses, sell Acai juice. (She has too many plans and ambitions.)
* Her pupils weren't pinned (and it was at the start of her shift at the brothel, which is the most likely time for her to have the pupils).
* I checked for the ol' mascara-on-the-arms trick. No sign of that either.
* She owns a Shih Tzu. What kind of junkie owns a Shih Tzu?
The thing is, though:
She took the stainless steel ring around my finger and said that she would only give it back when I met up with her. Then she gave me a business card (for her juice business) and asked me to email her.
Should I do it? Or should I just let her have the ring?
VP.
I hate all those ads purporting it to be the current miracle cure, and apparently a lot of MSN accounts have gotten hacked as well by Acai spammers.
