Poll: The Age of Discovery
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Poll: The Age of Discovery
Just as it says.
"Leopards invade the temple and drink the wine from the chalices; this happens suddenly; in the end it was forseen that this would happen and it is incorporated into the liturgy."
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I learned about masturbation by idly playing with my foreskin.
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15 or 16. And at first, I did it in a weird way that didn't work with a hard-on. It was years later (I was over 20 I think) that I finally found out how to do it "right".
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I still do it in a weird way that doesn't work with a hard-onLeeloo wrote:15 or 16. And at first, I did it in a weird way that didn't work with a hard-on. It was years later (I was over 20 I think) that I finally found out how to do it "right".

"Leopards invade the temple and drink the wine from the chalices; this happens suddenly; in the end it was forseen that this would happen and it is incorporated into the liturgy."
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The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.
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good point. But mine can still orgasm in the normal way. I just can't be fucked to do it that way. I can come through vaginal intercourse, but I usually come with a handjob (administered by the girl).Leeloo wrote:The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.
"Leopards invade the temple and drink the wine from the chalices; this happens suddenly; in the end it was forseen that this would happen and it is incorporated into the liturgy."
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EDIT:Vedius Pollio wrote:good point. But mine can still orgasm in the normal way. I just can't be fucked to do it that way. I can come through vaginal intercourse, but I usually come with a handjob (administered by the girl).Leeloo wrote:The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.
Also, leeloo, I always thought you were a girl.
"Leopards invade the temple and drink the wine from the chalices; this happens suddenly; in the end it was forseen that this would happen and it is incorporated into the liturgy."
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Leeloo's a girl with a penis. *nodnods* :3
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
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So did IVedius Pollio wrote:Also, leeloo, I always thought you were a girl.

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13 is my best guess, not entirely sure.
Also, this thread crashed my fffffffffirefox twice, and I think it's included in the error reports. Lol.
Also, this thread crashed my fffffffffirefox twice, and I think it's included in the error reports. Lol.
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This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I'm not entirely sure... I remember it was when I was living in my family's first house still, because I would do it in the tub(massive antebellum antique clawfoot job with copper fixtures.... it was probably worth more than the house as I think about it now) with soap... I would have had to have been no more than 9 or 10 when I started.

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I discovered porn (by doing ill-concieved Yahoo! searches) long before I had my first successful orgasm.
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not long after we moved to my home town
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6-7?
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6-7?
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You people take waaaay too long to figure out masturbation. Though of course it's always funny to watch the other kids develop and figure out what genitals are for.
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