Poll: The Age of Discovery

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At what age did you discover masturbation?

<7
2
12%
7
0
No votes
8
0
No votes
9
1
6%
10
3
18%
11
2
12%
12
5
29%
13
3
18%
14
0
No votes
>14
1
6%
 
Total votes: 17

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Just as it says.
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I learned about masturbation by idly playing with my foreskin.
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15 or 16. And at first, I did it in a weird way that didn't work with a hard-on. It was years later (I was over 20 I think) that I finally found out how to do it "right".

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Leeloo wrote:15 or 16. And at first, I did it in a weird way that didn't work with a hard-on. It was years later (I was over 20 I think) that I finally found out how to do it "right".
I still do it in a weird way that doesn't work with a hard-on :)
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The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.

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Leeloo wrote:The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.
good point. But mine can still orgasm in the normal way. I just can't be fucked to do it that way. I can come through vaginal intercourse, but I usually come with a handjob (administered by the girl).
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Vedius Pollio wrote:
Leeloo wrote:The disadvantage is that once it learns that if it wants some, it needs to stay flaccid, getting it hard can become a problem. Flaccid may work fine with your hand, but not with a real girl.
good point. But mine can still orgasm in the normal way. I just can't be fucked to do it that way. I can come through vaginal intercourse, but I usually come with a handjob (administered by the girl).
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Also, leeloo, I always thought you were a girl.
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Leeloo's a girl with a penis. *nodnods* :3
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Vedius Pollio wrote:Also, leeloo, I always thought you were a girl.
So did I :P

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13 is my best guess, not entirely sure.

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I'm not entirely sure... I remember it was when I was living in my family's first house still, because I would do it in the tub(massive antebellum antique clawfoot job with copper fixtures.... it was probably worth more than the house as I think about it now) with soap... I would have had to have been no more than 9 or 10 when I started.
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I discovered porn (by doing ill-concieved Yahoo! searches) long before I had my first successful orgasm.
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not long after we moved to my home town
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6-7?
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You people take waaaay too long to figure out masturbation. Though of course it's always funny to watch the other kids develop and figure out what genitals are for.
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