Worst songs during sex.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:07 am

Got the idea from here http://xkcd.com/400/

So, from your playlist, worst songs to pop up during suffle all?

I divided my ones into groups!

1. Mood dissonance:
-Too dark stuff. All horror rap (that's a lot, actually), Jedi Mind Tricks has some safe songs, but then they have stuff like Put 'Em In The Grave. Then, there's HC punk, Death Metal.
-Too cheery stuff, or funny stuff. For example, the few anime songs I have in my playlist, one of which overlaps with the next one.

2. Raunchy business:
-As mentioned, "Tsurupettan", a cheery up-beat song about the wonders of flatchested girls. Whoops. Then there's a lot of reggae and rap in my playlist that would be bit bad for this cause, but the honorary mentions go to:
--Setä Tamu & Kuningas Pähkinä - Keski-Suomi Tissi-Booty (especially the second chorus, rather blunt; "Tissi Booty, Booty Tissi, Tissi Booty etc."
--Futuristic Sex Robotz - Hey, Ladies! (chorus: "Hey, ladies! Let's have some fun/We're gonna stick our meat,/inbetween your buns/your pussy is the port/and we plug in it for sport/bitch better get down on your knees")

3. Chatter:
-I have a few skits, and then some live songs with the speaks at the beginnings of the songs. Things included: A repo man reposessing someones TV, the lead singer expressing his support for the IRA and INLA, an african american pastor comparing talking about how black people are like wolves licking a blade, oh, and maybe the best one: "-What's the most important thing in uncle Howies life? (Uncle Howie)- Drugs! Drugs and music!"

4. Misc.
-Well, some songs just are a bit odd, and some songs have some pretty interesting lyrics or titles (tear their syphilic vaginas-nem, Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero). And off course, depending on the company, Limp Wrist - I love Hardcore Boys, I love Boys Hardcore would be a bit awkward.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:01 pm

I'm still undecided as to whether or not Yakety Sax qualifies as the very worst or as the very best song to come on during sex.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:00 pm

Best.

Especially if it inspires a madcap Nude/underwear romp through the house.

For worst... well, it depends. I've appearently still got some nursery rhymes in my main playlist that I had gotten for my nephew that would be... awkward to explain during sex.

Also, In case of Power Rangers themesong interuption, keep this line in reserve.

"Baby, I don't know if you're Rita or not, but you make MY monster grow."

Platinumyo · Post by **Platinumyo** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:49 pm

Little girls - Oingo Boingo. What could be worse?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm

Cuppycake Song.

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:21 pm

Any Benny Hill soundtrack

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:25 pm

Fucking to Weird Al Yankovic might not be a good idea. Although, now that I've thought of it, I'm intrigued by the possibility.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:15 am

Anything from Metalocalypse.

Chthulhu · Post by **Chthulhu** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:40 pm

http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_melami ... edSong.mp3

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:48 pm

The Hamster Dance

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:09 pm

Hah, you win.

Though, that would be a fun challenge...

PopeMac · Post by **PopeMac** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:10 pm

Never Gonna Give You Up

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd be rather upset if I got rickrolled during sex.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:08 pm

Chthulhu wrote:http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_melami ... edSong.mp3

Should I be disturbed that I actually kind of like that song?

It's friggin hilarious.

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:51 am

aeridus wrote:
Chthulhu wrote:http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_melami ... edSong.mp3
Should I be disturbed that I actually kind of like that song? It's friggin hilarious.

No, you shouldn't be disturbed. That song is freaking awesome.

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Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:50 pm

"At Wal-mart!"

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:06 pm

Rammstein could be dubious in nature if you and your partner are fluent in German and not into that kinda of stuff

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:07 pm

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana boned.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:19 pm

Now playing:

Futuristic Sex Robotz - Hey, Ladies!

"Once I'm done scratching your itch, bitch, get to the kitchen, and make me a sandwich."

Ltc_insane · Post by **Ltc_insane** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:53 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=re ... RgoxTce8FY ?

Wipperwill · Post by **Wipperwill** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:59 am

"You give love a bad name" - Bon Jovi

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