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last night i was googleing stuff about the 1890's (because i am a nerd)

and i got a picture of what was supposed to be vintage porn. I looked at the picture for a long time but i couldn't tell it it was real or just a picture that had been made to look old.

then the idea struck me to just take images from porn sites and make them look all artsy and stuff. i have been having a lot of fun with this and some of them have turned out quite well.

Oh, btw, these are NSFW (because of all the porn)

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here is some mores

-halo
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Pretty cool effect! :D
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That's actually pretty awesome.

What program did you use to make those? Cause I can't manage to reproduce the effect in photoshop, at least with my current skill level
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Cool effects.
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Observe, this is awsome and win.

My attempts:
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The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
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Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
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Image

... no, wait ...
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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RavenxDrake wrote:That's actually pretty awesome.

What program did you use to make those? Cause I can't manage to reproduce the effect in photoshop, at least with my current skill level
i use paint.Net

i've downloaded tons of extra stuff for it, but i think all the stuff i did can be done with the basic program.

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:D
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I can't make out that picture... is that a girl with a strapon having anal with a guy?
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i like that Swordsie.

how about..
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also using paint.net
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you know, if we were taking these pictures ourselves we could call this art.

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call it art anyways.
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A lot of the ones halo whipped up seem very Alan Moore-ish to me.
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Fucking lame... paint.net only works on XP and up.

Still, fiddling with photoshop gave me these:
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Also, Halo, if possible would you try out whatever that pastel-art filter things like you used on the ones in your second post is on this pic? I'd like to see the results...

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Kittyboymuffin wrote:Image

... no, wait ...
Right, bend over and recieve your punishment.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
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RavenxDrake wrote: Also, Halo, if possible would you try out whatever that pastel-art filter things like you used on the ones in your second post is on this pic? I'd like to see the results...
here you go.
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... that last one is VERY hawt :o

*ponders trying to bring up "Nude Descending a Staircase", but decides that photoshop filters would make it even more incomprehensible*
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