Yesterday, whilst following a link into Youporn (yay Swordsie
) I kept clicking and surprised myself. Normally I don't get into visually based porn, but by some mysterious and magical chance I kept clicking on videos that were definitely doing all the right things for me... That is, until I clicked on this abomination.As the video played I suddenly realized what men really meant when they talked about "instant boner death." Call me lucky, but until that moment I had never experienced such an immediate turn off. In fact, the scary white trash Tracy Ullman lookalike with the terrible bleached perm, Freddy Kruger finger nails, the repulsively cavernous vagina, and the fact that people are walking around in the background as if nothing disturbing was happening* killed my libido so thoroughly that it is now 24 hours later and I'm still ignoring my clitoris just in case my brain misfires, inserts the memory of this visage into my fantasy and causes my pink bits to drop off.
So, all that said and done, what (if anything) has done the same to you? Share and share alike, when life gives you horrifying lemons, make disturbing lemonade.
*I'm not even going to get into the fact that her vagina looks like it's shitting out an alien when she removes that thing.
