/34/ Thread

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:30 am

To keep the sexy thread sexy.. more or less... This thread is dedicated to the imagery surrounding that dreaded rule that rapes all our childhoods.. Rule 34!

Schwalker · Post by **Schwalker** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 am

And what is Rule 34?

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:15 am

Rule 34 simply is that for every cultural, social, economic, philosophical or spiritual icon there is in the world, there is porn depicting that icon in some sexually suggestive or deliberate position. There are no exceptions.

Schwalker · Post by **Schwalker** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:32 am

LeftTentacleGreen wrote:Rule 34 simply is that for every cultural, social, economic, philosophical or spiritual icon there is in the world, there is porn depicting that icon in some sexually suggestive or deliberate position. There are no exceptions.

It´s like Rule 1 in reverse I guess?...I.E No one, absolutely no one, regardless of how decadent they are, how sexy they dress or how wonderful body they have will look attractive when they are snoring next to you.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:29 am

Enough of this. Time for the porn!

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:31 pm

I don't know what frightens me more... the fact that he's sucking off a hairy fat guy, or that I recognize the guy as Fat Albert.

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:58 pm

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it, is a bunk rule since it applys too A) only stuff you can actualy find on the internet and b) has rule 35 to cover it's ass when you can't find it. Besides it doesn't count for nudity found in the original source which is cheating.
Either way as I say around 4chan find...
Yurika from Witch Hunter Robin
Momiji from Blue Seed
Megaman Zero Yuri
Anna Respighi from Daiundokai/Battle Athletess OAV
Captain Syrup from Wario Land
Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner
The Rule 34 Poster Guy
Pocky from Kikikaikai/Pocky & Rocky
Dora Doran/Alexis from Brandish
Alura Une from Castlevania
Francesca from The Krion Conquest
Yuri or any other girl other than Yuna from Galaxy Fraulein Yuna
Tuxedo Gin
Marina from Go Go Trouble Makers/Mischif Makers
Linear & Pepper from Evolutia/Evolution
Marie from My Dear Marie
Sweet or anyother girl from Zoids Fuzors(not counting the only one found)
All the Breath of Fire II Shamans including the Earth Shaman
Kawai Kawai from Iczelion
Sakura from Key Metal Idol
Sandy form Fushigi na koala Blinky/The Noozles
Kozue from Maison Ikkoku
Megami Paradice
Fanny from Guilty Gears Petit
Nachi from Dream Saga
Fubuki from Fubuki the Female Ninja

So far these have failed. Some where mine some where added, I love sticking new randoms in there and still no ones found them. I usually very them and chuck a few extras in there. Really I should compile a list, because it's hard to remember all the random ones I didn't personal search for.

Actually while your at it find porn for my comic Kawaii Elf, in this case I know it exist and wasn't drawn by me, but finding it.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:03 pm

Wow... I have to admit, that's actually a pretty comprehensive list of things that I've never seen much actual porn of.

Except one:

Rule 34 Poster guy:

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:00 pm

The Banana Splits.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:14 pm

Would you settle for the Bannana Brothers?

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:51 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - The Wind in the Willows.

And lo, the /b/sification was complete.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:33 pm

Well, if you want to do it that way......

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:33 pm

I might add, not strictly rule thirty four, but Still.....

Edit - AAAAAAnd again.

Resident /B/tard · Post by **Resident /B/tard** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:05 am

Christ on a llama, Churba. The FSM?

On that note, do you guys really want Homestar /34/?

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:23 am

Christ on a llama, Churba. The FSM?

His noodly appendage touches all things. ALL THINGS.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:01 am

Resident /B/tard wrote:Christ on a llama, Churba. The FSM?

I'd hit it.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:02 am

Same here Nightingale, they make me giggle thanks to Unka G... don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but hey.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:44 am

Wow.. that's the first Furry FSM porn I've seen(but not the first FSM period).

Plus, I think I've GOT some Homestar runner.... gotta go digging.

For now, One request down: Scrubbing Bubble Porn!

* Yeah, it's just the one bubble, and the Hamburger Helper glove is in the background, but I assert it counts.

And now, culled randomly from my /34/ directories:

Mr. Paperclip

Maya the Bee

Mighty Max

Heh, just watched this today, Labyrinth Porn!

MissingNo porn

The Maxx porn

Best for last, Mysterous Cities of Gold Porn

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:27 am

Oh panteism, Missingo pr0nz, takes me back when on another forum (Hentai based) they were seeking new mods and people had to post why they should choose them. One gave a very simple reason; "I got Missingo pr0nz". I Lolled out loud.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:21 pm

Nightingale wrote:I'll just go with 'Land of the Lost' as un-34-able, with 'Angry Beavers' as my "This kind of porn is bound to be funny" request. (Oh god, with all the vore fetishists out there, somebody somewhere must have masturbated to the thought of the Angry Beavers eating Stump. )

Oh you've seen that one then?