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Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:27 pm

In honor of awkward (lesbian orgy implication intended)...

Post the most awkward thing you can think of in this thread.

Here's mine:
Accidentally finding pornography of your mother online. *Recent* pornography.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:42 pm

aeridus wrote:In honor of awkward (lesbian orgy implication intended)...

Post the most awkward thing you can think of in this thread.

Here's mine:
Accidentally finding pornography of your mother online. *Recent* pornography.

Would it be rude to say ZOMG TORRENT PLZ!?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:58 pm

I didn't say the awkward situation had to be real, now...

Besides, my mom is too prudish for that.

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:07 pm

Awkward is having to explain to a parent why we were selling an illustrated kama sutra at a book fair in a church basement, with proceeds going to the homeless shelter.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:08 pm

1. Your parent or grandparent finding your bag of tricks filled with all sorts of fun things.
2. Roomate walking in on you fapping or having sex.
2a. and then they ask if they can join in

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:24 pm

it was just awkward right now looking for some quick info on various sewing stitches and finding on the first page of searches "Sew your own washable menstrual pads - Free instructions!".

Drigovas · Post by **Drigovas** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:38 pm

Awkward is having your parents called to meet with your teacher in 5th grade because the teacher caught you drawing dirty pictures in class, and having it become apperent only during said meeting that the pictures you were drawing was of yourself and a fellow student of the same gender named jason who sits 3 seats in front of you and two to the left, that you've been looking longingly at for the last 3 months.

Damn.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:52 pm

Awkward is finding pornographic photos of your mother that were taken on your bed.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:44 pm

finding that your erotic books are M.I.A after your mother cleaned your room...
she never asked me about them

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:46 pm

Finding that your mom cleaned your room and your sex toys have been moved back to the drawer you usually keep them in.

Jetsetlemming · Post by **Jetsetlemming** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:53 pm

Awkward is that canadian girl with the wonderful avatar.

An awkward situation.... Fapping in the bathroom, only to hear, just as you're close to climax, hearing your little brother knock on the door, asking if you're done yet.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:55 pm

JohnnyTwoEyes wrote:Finding that your mom cleaned your room and your sex toys have been moved back to the drawer you usually keep them in.

omg.... that's horriblely funny

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:18 pm

xnapalmxmorningx wrote:finding that your erotic books are M.I.A after your mother cleaned your room...
she never asked me about them

Perhaps she wanted to read them herself.

Awkward is... finding out that your grandmother goes commando. On breezy days. In a miniskirt.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:20 pm

I looked in her room... they weren't there

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:37 pm

Awkward is walking in on your parents with one person's head being between the other person's legs.

Thank God it happened to my stepsister and not me.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:42 pm

My mom was actually surprisingly good natured about finding the fake vagina in my room while doing a surprise clean (which she and dad hadn't done ofr years...). She just left it where she found it and mentioned that I really should just wait for the real thing instead of testing out on toys, or something. Or maybe she didn't say much at all. I can't remember.

*looks around, finds napalm's erotica books in the room of a young girl*

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:41 pm

Well, considering that my mother had only been married to my stepdad at the time for less than ten years, I suppose I can understand it... but damn that led to some awkward situations.

Case in point: We would have friends over every so often, and we'd sleep out in the garage (we'd fixed it all up like a separate room, but you had to come in the house to use the bathroom), and when we'd go into the house, every so often we'd hear my parents going at it.

Awkward? Hell yes.

Another case: Awkward is bouncing on a trampoline with your best friend, proceeding to bounce them high in the air, causing them to shriek out an obscenity just as your mother walks up the walkway to the door to let herself in. *L* My friend was so EMBARRASSED, but Mom was just like, "Hi girls!" and went into the house. Hilarious.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:41 pm

Awkward is getting caught going through your parent's closets and finding thier porn tapes and getting royally chewed out.

Aaaaaaaawkward is finding out, on a later expidition, the only reason they were so angry was they didn't want you to find THEIR porn tapes....

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:42 pm

Awkward is discovering your mother's vibrator while you were searching for a spare pair of socks she said you could borrow.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:22 pm

BriHahn wrote:Awkward is discovering your mother's vibrator while you were searching for a spare pair of socks she said you could borrow.

True, but really awkward is your Mum offerring you its services in the same tone of voice that she uses to offer you jam sandwiches at lunchtime.

(Awkward for me was several years ago, staying at a mates place - awakening in the middle of the evening, walking out to find the bathroom, and coming face to face with both her parents red a sweaty, clutching onto the back of the couch, whilst her mother took it up the arse. At least her mum had the courtesy to look embarassed, Good 'ol' Pa just kept pumping away.)

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