swordy... i've got a solution for your stigmata woes!
mix the following ingrediants in a bowl:
2 cups flour
4 tablespoons margarine
3/4 cup water
mix together well and then kneed with your knuckles, when well mixed put in the microwave for 2 minutes. arange the dough into whatever shape is most appealing to you and go for it like a horny tomcat
PS.. this will be a bit messy and you'll prolly get dough stuck all over yur joystick so you might wanna keep some water and a rag handy. if you're so inclined you can add a bit of cinamon for flavor if you like, but obviously hold off from the jalepenos or cyanne pepper (unless that's your thing .
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.