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Linky.
Let's start a poll. How much dumber can people get before we go extinct?
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This has got to be a joke.

If it isn't, whoever's perpetrating this fraud will probably make some money off the really stupid people, but I can't imagine it lasting. Not unless the world's atmosphere becomes really polluted ...
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Well, it looks like I finaly have a method to peddal nitrous oxide to the masses, whenever anyone questions me its just "oh no officer its just canned air."
Seriously though I swear humanity is actiualy regressing to a point further down the evolutionary scale, makes it easier for the few smart ones remaining though.
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There will always be a proportion of brainless idiots. Previously, it was burning witches, not it's buying pointless, consumer products.
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Will try to find the link to an article I read recently that basically said oxygen bars etc. are actually harmful.

Here it is

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speaking of canned water...

seeing as one brand is Evian.. read that backwards... even the sellers are making fun of the ones buying canned water

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Hahahaha Evian...That's fucking awesome! I never noticed that before...

But yeah, canned oxygen seems stupid to me...
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Ever watch Spaceballs? ;)

I agree though, unless you live in a really polluted area and the cans have a more natural ratio (pure oxygen is flammable...) then it's highly unnecessary.
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if suckers are willing to buy it, why the hell not?

hell, I kinda wish I'd thought of it... funny how they have a picture of spaceballs in the middle of the article.
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Wilmo wrote:if suckers are willing to buy it, why the hell not?

hell, I kinda wish I'd thought of it... funny how they have a picture of spaceballs in the middle of the article.
It's because of the whole "Perri-air" joke canned air instead of "Perrier" canned/bottled water. It leads me to think this whole thing is a joke.

Wasn't there a thread on here about someone wnating to do something like this as a joke and see who and/or how many bought into it?

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Reminds me of a Greenpeace commercial that showed a future with air so polluted that people were forced to buy clean air canisters to breath.

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Wooo hooo! After all the hoopla about anti-oxydation suppliments being good for the body, I think its time to turn around and re-oxydize!

I'd like to see how they are able to deliver this stuff. Only a certian amount of compressed oxygen is allowed on aircraft because of its volitility, and its only a matter of time before some school kids figure out how effective a flame thrower a bottle of compressed oxygen could make.
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Inflamable means flamable? What a country!

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Lictor wrote:
Wilmo wrote:if suckers are willing to buy it, why the hell not?

hell, I kinda wish I'd thought of it... funny how they have a picture of spaceballs in the middle of the article.
It's because of the whole "Perri-air" joke canned air instead of "Perrier" canned/bottled water. It leads me to think this whole thing is a joke.

Wasn't there a thread on here about someone wnating to do something like this as a joke and see who and/or how many bought into it?
Not sure if this article is a joke, but people definitely sell oxygen. There is an oxygen bar in Metro Detroit, and the article i posted previously saying how it's bad for you mentions woody harelson(sp?) owning an oxygen bar.

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LindaH wrote:seeing as one brand is Evian.. read that backwards... even the sellers are making fun of the ones buying canned water
It's named for the town of Evian-les-Bains in France.
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That's just what they want you to think. ;)
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Don't bother weeping for humanity. Instead, start setting them on fire. Culling 90% of humanity would do wonders.

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C'mon people! Big Ox?

It's clearly a parody of Red Bull!

Pure oxigen will kill you, by the way.
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Tha_Pig wrote:C'mon people! Big Ox?

It's clearly a parody of Red Bull!

Pure oxigen will kill you, by the way.
Pure oxygen will kill you over time through pulmonary acidosis and CO2 toxicity at sea level. Sucking up a couple liters of the stuff a day isn't going to do much more than promote free radical development in your cells and maybe rust you out a little faster.

Under pressure, so 8 atmospheres and more, oxygen does become toxic.
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Ghastly wrote:Reminds me of a Greenpeace commercial that showed a future with air so polluted that people were forced to buy clean air canisters to breath.
That reminds me of that scene in Spaceballs where President Screw takes a can of air out of his desk after saying over the phone "There is no air shortage."


Also, this is an example of Social Darwinism not being allowed to work. The stupid ones just refuse to die.
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