Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
The other day I was with a cabal of my fellow scary writerfolk in Finnerty's, the on-campus coffee shop, and I happened to look up and spy the ad copy on a box of beef jerky. I don't remember exactly, but it read something like, "Hot and spicy beef stick! Satisfying at twice the size!"
Is it just me or can that not possibly be an accident?
"In operating system terms, what would you say the legal system is equivalent to?"
"Slow. Buggy. Uses up all allocated resources and still needs more. Windows. Definitely Windows."
~Freefall
at least SlimJim doesn't mess around about it... I loved it when they adopted the ad slogan of the SlimJim guy going "Eat Me!!"
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
What's better is the dashed line pointing to it. Unless I'm mistaken, that's one of those store displays that has height markers on it so that kids can see how tall they are.
Think of that, then think of where those cookie balls are in relation to that height marker . . . "You must be this tall to be teabagged by the ruler." Imagine being a mother and watching your kids running to stand under that thing . . .
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
then again if you really want you can find such images pretty much everywhere
I concur. If you look for such images then you can turn pretty much any picture/slogan into an inuendo (sp?). You'd be surprised where you can find "subliminal phallic imagery" shall we say.
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along witht eh ruler penis on that sign, I can't help but notice, also the ball with the heart around it. I've always said that the symbol commonly used as a drawn heart, really looks like an upsidedown, spread labia. The ball in the middle, looking like a darking hole, doesn't help me get the image out of my mind.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
cjburgandy wrote: I've always said that the symbol commonly used as a drawn heart, really looks like an upsidedown, spread labia. The ball in the middle, looking like a darking hole, doesn't help me get the image out of my mind.
I didn't see it at first... but then I squinted my eyes and I was like "Whoa! a vagina!!!" I personally tend to see hearts upside down as a ballsack...
I see 'em as tushies... specifically with the girl on her knees and elbows... waiting for...
*dammit*
I'll be in my bunk.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Honor wrote:I see 'em as tushies... specifically with the girl on her knees and elbows... waiting for...
*dammit*
I'll be in my bunk.
Can I come?
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus