REALLY baaaad pickup lines...

E~Man · Post by **E~Man** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:14 pm

Anyone have any bad pickup lines they'd like to share?

Real or made up...

Ahem...

"Hey Baby, wanna pluck the greys from my back hair?"

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:23 pm

You must be from Venus, because your ass is out of this world

-halo

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:32 pm

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:32 pm

I heard the best pick-up line ever today: "I'd wear a strap-on for you."

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:35 pm

Thats a beautiful dress, it would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed.

Is heaven missing an angel, cause you got nice cans.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is Susan.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:44 pm

Hey baby, would you like to bite my wax tadpole?

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:59 pm

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:27 pm

"What colour are your panties? Becouse I want to get in them!"

This is one of the many reasons why I don't play the internet game of 'I-scetch' anymore.

MaryxTyphus · Post by **MaryxTyphus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:32 pm

Okay let's see

'Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.'

'I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.'

'If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK'

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:40 pm

OMG i can't beleive i forgot this one.

"was your dad a terrorist (SP), because your da bomb!"

-halo (saying non PC things since 1998)

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:53 pm

There's the Golden Oldies... mostly all I know. Ones like:

"Have you got a little irish in you, maybe?" If the anwer is no, the proper respons is "Want some?" iF the answer is yes, then you go with "Well, then whats a few* more inches?"

Not that I'm not irish, it's just a good choice. Feel free in insert whatever you feel apporpriate to the situation.

Gealachtine · Post by **Gealachtine** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:14 am

Been used on me, mostly at Renfaires...hmmmm:

"I've been a bad laddie, you should take me behind that bush and check if I'm regimental." (by a Scotsman in a kilt...)

"Look at those Huge Tracks of Land! Makes me want to give you some...land of my own!" The King of Faire.

My favorite, some of my closest buddies use this all the time on random chicks and it works! (Who woulda thunk supersmart, goth-geeks could pull it off?)

"Hey, say, you're hot. Wanna fuck?"

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:23 am

gealachtine wrote:"Hey, say, you're hot. Wanna fuck?"

Well, if all you're looking for is a one-night stand, might as well be blatant.

Gible · Post by **Gible** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:52 am

aeridus wrote:
gealachtine wrote:"Hey, say, you're hot. Wanna fuck?"
Well, if all you're looking for is a one-night stand, might as well be blatant.

Apparently even women who are (also) out on the prowl appreciate honesty.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:05 am

Gible wrote:
aeridus wrote:
gealachtine wrote:"Hey, say, you're hot. Wanna fuck?"
Well, if all you're looking for is a one-night stand, might as well be blatant.
Apparently even women who are (also) out on the prowl appreciate honesty.

I'd consider it more an honest offer than a pick-up line, but I use something similar ...without the "you're hot!" bit... I usually say something a bit more original / honest / topical / refined.

And my favorite one to hate to hear...? "You just haven't had the right man yet."

Gealachtine · Post by **Gealachtine** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:54 am

Honor wrote:And my favorite one to hate to hear...? "You just haven't had the right man yet."

Groan...it's the bisexual girls who say they're lesbian and then go home with guys using it as a line, who make it harder for actual lesbians.

I say "punt em in the cameltoe!"

and for guys who believe it - "go home to your mother, you're worth more there."

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:12 am

"so..um...how much?"

He got slapped.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:13 am

"I would love to insert my crimson phallus into your pulsating vagina sometime..."

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:45 am

gealachtine wrote:"Hey, say, you're hot. Wanna fuck?"

I've heard that one before... And I fucked the guy... in a bathroom stall...

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:41 am

How about: "Wanna come to my room tonight? We'll have sex." When she had several roomies. And there were teachers patrolling the hallways. Yeah, right.