Kwerki's Hot With a Strapon

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:58 pm

Jesus Jimminy Christ Cricket on a Crutch. I shat myself laughing at that one. And the fact that it ties in with the last one is awesome. And for the record, i voted for girl with a strapon. And also for the record if it could be any girl it would be Kwerki because goddamn she's hot.

MaryxTyphus · Post by **MaryxTyphus** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:01 pm

You know strangely I was thinking the exact same thing

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:05 pm

Ya, she

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:54 pm

Dammit, I need to stop reading Ghastly when there are other people in the room. Somehow other people just don't seem to find it as funny as I do to see a girl with a strap-on dancing around and singing "My cock it has a first name, it's fuck-you-in-the-ass..."

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:08 am

Is it just me, or is that sweater getting shorter and shorter? And I want to see Hammer's face while all this is going on...

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:22 am

Y'know hammers expression changes so rarely, besides the occasional tears running down his face. What he's thinking though, may be worth investigation.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:17 am

... Kwerki might be the result of some weird alien experiment in hybrid breeding. It'd explain the dead eyes ...

Chaszmyr Mae'Val · Post by **Chaszmyr Mae'Val** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:03 am

jackalope wrote:Is it just me, or is that sweater getting shorter and shorter? And I want to see Hammer's face while all this is going on...

Maybe she's not washing it properly - I noticed that too.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:08 am

Chaszmyr Mae'Val wrote:
jackalope wrote:Is it just me, or is that sweater getting shorter and shorter? And I want to see Hammer's face while all this is going on...
Maybe she's not washing it properly - I noticed that too.

Then again, who knows what season it is in the Ghastlyverse? This may be her summerwear ...

Chaszmyr Mae'Val · Post by **Chaszmyr Mae'Val** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:16 am

True.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:53 am

jackalope wrote:Is it just me, or is that sweater getting shorter and shorter?

As an octopus once said, "Dude! Shut up!"

Kenryoku · Post by **Kenryoku** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:17 am

... yikes

, the S.O.B. is so big it would probably displace air like a fan when she was dancing around like that. Keep you in shape too ... I imagine that thing takes a lot to counterbalance the momentum of swinging it around. I kept the page open for a bit half expecting to get a MIDI file to go with the song ...

Nyu~ · Post by **Nyu~** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:33 pm

See, I voted for the pre-op transexual, but now I think maybe the girl with a strap-on would be preferable.

THE KOOL AID MAN · Post by **THE KOOL AID MAN** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:11 pm

i'd save the world from aliens with that girl. 8)

i'm such a hero.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:18 pm

Gosh darn it. Smokey's wholesome language just iced that perfectly, by golly!

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:38 am

WOW! Ok, this has made it to my top favorite Ghastly comics of all time. It's that hilarious. *wishes she could sing but roomate is here*

MY COCK IT HAS A FIRST NAME, IT"S FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

~Sara

Nyu~ · Post by **Nyu~** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:20 pm

You know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a strap-on like Kwerki is wearing. How common are leg-strap strap-ons, as opposed to... To be honest, I'm not even sure how normal strap-ons are worn. Anyone care to share the knowledge that can only come from experience and/or obsessive study and observation?

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:35 pm

just poke around, you'll find quite a few of them:

http://www.extremerestraints.com
or
http://www.blowfish.com
or
http://www.goodvibes.com

I also think kwerki looks pretty darned good wearing that strapon. I also voted for pre-op transexual; but girl with a strapon is a close second,

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:04 pm

Nyu~ wrote:You know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a strap-on like Kwerki is wearing. How common are leg-strap strap-ons, as opposed to... To be honest, I'm not even sure how normal strap-ons are worn. Anyone care to share the knowledge that can only come from experience and/or obsessive study and observation?

Slip'em on like undies, really. It's no big challenge. The only challenge I see is that I don't think some feminine hips are anatomically capable of thrusting as much. My ex would get incredibly tired when she would try out using the strap on and would eventually just slip out of it and manually insert.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:20 pm

its not that they're anatomically ill-prepared, its just a matter of a lack of practice

or not, ya know.... whatever 8)