Sheer (Vogon) Poetry
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- Schol-R-LEA;2
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Sheer (Vogon) Poetry
Naamah_Darling has gone beyond the pale with this poem. Or at least, you'll probably be pale (and shaking) when you finished it...
Schol-R-LEA;2, First Speaker, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
#define KINSEY (rand() % 7) // Keeper of the Tent Peg of Homosexuality +5
You draw it, we misinterpret it. - Bo Lindbergh // Oinos! Oinos! Pentadaktyloi phylloi!
"Shakespeare gets so much better when the bodies start thumping against the Danish earth." - Sir Thomas of Cornwall
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#define KINSEY (rand() % 7) // Keeper of the Tent Peg of Homosexuality +5
You draw it, we misinterpret it. - Bo Lindbergh // Oinos! Oinos! Pentadaktyloi phylloi!
"Shakespeare gets so much better when the bodies start thumping against the Danish earth." - Sir Thomas of Cornwall
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WOOO! she mentioned cephalopods, that instantly makes it quality 
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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*dies* that's so repulsively amazing.... i like it so much...
~Sara
~Sara
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Snape is Love.
Snape is Love.
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I gave up already at "the fricative tintinnabulation of a flatulent lawnmower". That is a... work of art. Of a sort. 
This webcomic, seen here is hosted on the free web host Comic Genesis which pretty much proves its not popular.
Oh noes! Read all about the tormented artist I am!
Oh noes! Read all about the tormented artist I am!
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Great, now I need to bleach my brain. Again.
Why do I continue to do this to myself?
Why do I continue to do this to myself?
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
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I sent it to my mom to read since she sent me something similar but less dirty. Sadly, she didn't like itmuch.
~Sara
~Sara
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Snape is Love.
Snape is Love.
