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Naamah_Darling has gone beyond the pale with this poem. Or at least, you'll probably be pale (and shaking) when you finished it...
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WOOO! she mentioned cephalopods, that instantly makes it quality ;)
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t3h hawt
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Post by Infinity-Iz-Blue »

:o *Gurjk*
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'

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Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote::o *Gurjk*
Seconded, if I interpret your words correctly. I'll even throw in a *ghjjn*

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:lol: rotflmao! That was fucking awesome!

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*dies* that's so repulsively amazing.... i like it so much...

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I red the first line and closed the window X)
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I gave up already at "the fricative tintinnabulation of a flatulent lawnmower". That is a... work of art. Of a sort. :lol:
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Post by Infinity-Iz-Blue »

Great, now I need to bleach my brain. Again.

Why do I continue to do this to myself?
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'

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Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:Great, now I need to bleach my brain. Again.

Why do I continue to do this to myself?
Out of morbid fascination, perhaps?

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Post by Usagi-kun »

Monkey syndrome :lol:
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Post by Moo Cow »

I sent it to my mom to read since she sent me something similar but less dirty. Sadly, she didn't like itmuch.

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