the obligatory Hermione Dies! thread.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:48 am

'cause, you know, she totally dies in the new book. Seriously.

As someone who is too cheap to buy hardcovers and too impatient to wait for the libraries to have non-checked-out copies, (and not one to either download a book or read a book from a monitor) what exactly are my options? :/

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:59 am

Geez, you scared me, I thought you were being all spoilerrific. I ordered my copy from the UK and it's coming soon...

Um, how much free time do you have? And are you close to a bookstore? You can read it there if the workers there don't kill you. I always read manga in the store for hours and they don't care. if you hide in a corner with the book you can read to your heart's content. And it's about as long as book 5 I think,... so it'll take a while. No matter what, I don't hink it would be a good ide to read it all at once unless you're a fast reader. Good luck!

~Sara

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:42 pm

Ok, the spoiler is, that the Giant Squid is acutally the half blood prince, and it marries Ginny AND Hermione

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:57 pm

no no no no no, it;s the use of polyjuice potion to have technicaly legal lolicon orgies that is the most spoilerific part

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:26 pm

then the giant guy gets in on it.

and he brings his dog.

Kitsune Bosetsu · Post by **Kitsune Bosetsu** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:18 pm

What no Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy action? Disappointment....

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:30 pm

Kitsune Bosetsu wrote:What no Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy action? Disappointment....

You mean like this?

Kitsune Bosetsu · Post by **Kitsune Bosetsu** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:41 pm

Wow.. I knew I could count on someone here to find it.

But that was way faster than I expected.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:20 pm

there was a comic about how Ron sucks. it was basically about him being chased and sexed up by one of the teachers(the guy who died in one of the movies by being thrown into some dorrway) and draco. later he becomes the pet of the draco family, and the other guy is renamed woofles.

i can't find it. so here's some hermione porn instead.

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:20 pm

Well, I actually have finished the new book. All I'm gonna say is that there are going to be some devastated fangirls out there...

Lilly_snow · Post by **Lilly_snow** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:32 am

Ive read it too

and it isnt Hermione that dies but another of the beloved charaters

Omechron · Post by **Omechron** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:52 am

Dammit. I clicked this link expecting some Uziga's Deadly Joy style hermoine gore hentai! Now I'm all dissapointed...

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:18 am

amazon said I'd save 50%($15) if I bought it as part of an order of $25 or more, so I bought it with the third volume of Batman:TAS. And once I'm done I'll sell it again for $7.

As far as harry potter porn goes, I always liked the idea of Hermione getting gangraped in the bathroom after turning into a catgirl. I saw such a thing once, but it did not compare to the vision in my head.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:37 am

I'm sort of getting sick of the whole series. It's very predictable.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:34 am

It's been six laps around the track, but the scenery keeps changing. In this one particularly she's left the formula of the first three books.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:01 am

While I think it peaked (not sure on spelling there. As in "reached its apex") at the 3rd book, I enjoyed the 4th and was okay with the 5th. Now I'm at the "there's only two left" point. That is: I dont care if they turn out to suck or not. The others havent sucked, so if this one sucks I'll still give the last one a shot because I wont be caught in a "when will the suck end?" cycle.

(on a related note: _GOD_ Naruto sucks _ASS_)

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:26 am

The show has its moments...

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:41 pm

i love the way the guy in the background is just watching, and that the girl has more of a "who's that!?" look on her face than a "Holy shit i'm getting fucked by tentacles!" look.

Omechron · Post by **Omechron** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 pm

When you've been hentaied as much as Sakura, you probably get kinda jaded about the whole thing. I swear the only reason she exists at all is so fanartists will have an orifice to stick Sasuke's Special Kunai into besides Naruto.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:59 pm

I believe the technique is called Hentai no Jitsu