Page 1 of 2
KWERKI fantasies
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:07 pm
by MNsane
i wonder if any of the others on here have entertained fantasies about Kwerki
my current Kwerki fantasy is we're at the range (rifle/Pistol) and i'm drooling over how she handles her folding stock WASR-10 (Romanian made AK-47 clone)
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:51 pm
by THE KOOL AID MAN
No, I have no fantasies about Kwerki.
as far as you know. : D
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:53 pm
by Tellner
Who says they're fantasies?
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:52 am
by Major Maxillary
the fantasy i usually have involes making sweet sex with her ass.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:00 am
by Squidflakes
I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:43 am
by WhatMeWorry?
squidflakes wrote:I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.
Ya know, giving Kwerki buttsex at a State funeral over the presidential coffin is exactly the sort of activity that would get you a second date with Kwerki... Of course, then you are stuck with what to do with the second date... But you'll be in Guatanamo(sp?) Bay at that point, so perhaps the possibilities are there after all...
What?
8)
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:56 pm
by Surprise Chibi Inside!
WhatMeWorry? wrote:squidflakes wrote:I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.
Ya know, giving Kwerki buttsex at a State funeral over the presidential coffin is exactly the sort of activity that would get you a second date with Kwerki... Of course, then you are stuck with what to do with the second date... But you'll be in Guatanamo(sp?) Bay at that point, so perhaps the possibilities are there after all...
What?
8)
Actually, I think I'd fuck Kwerki just about anywhere else excepting that. It might just be me but screwing right on top of a corpse just isn't a turn-on in my book.
...Now doing it on stage in front of like 200,000 people and on National T.V., I'm game.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:49 pm
by MNsane
Major Maxillary wrote:the fantasy i usually have involes making sweet sex with her ass.
Greetings Mr Malkovitch
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:44 pm
by RantinAn
hurrm i sence kwerki running "how to orgasim" classes for schoolchildren.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:28 pm
by Peaches
Kwerki and Freddy have a contest to see who can turn me on the most. I go from horny to horrified so many times that eventually I black out. I wake up pregnant with Kwerki and Freddy's babies.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:36 pm
by Surprise Chibi Inside!
Peaches wrote:Kwerki and Freddy have a contest to see who can turn me on the most. I go from horny to horrified so many times that eventually I black out. I wake up pregnant with Kwerki and Freddy's babies.
A three way with Freddy and Kwerki....Now THAT would be super-happy-bum-fun!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:47 am
by Major Maxillary
Surprise Chibi Inside! wrote:A three way with Freddy and Kwerki....Now THAT would be super-happy-bum-fun!
indeed it would.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:47 am
by Goddessmisca
Kwirki scares me
Someone hold me...in my happy place
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:36 pm
by Error of Logic
She just horrifies me 9when she doesn't make me laugh]. Hmmm ... So ... If I had to fantasize anything about her ... It might be to find out how she turned out the way she did. She's not even as normal as the rest of the cast and that's saying something. ^^;
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:17 pm
by Squidflakes
Goddessmisca wrote:Kwirki scares me
Someone hold me...in my happy place
*holds*
*fondles*
*unleashes the tentacles and molests noisily*
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:29 pm
by Error of Logic
squidflakes wrote:Goddessmisca wrote:Kwirki scares me
Someone hold me...in my happy place
*holds*
*fondles*
*unleashes the tentacles and molests noisily*
Puts up an umbrella and looks around for a walkman.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:16 pm
by WhatMeWorry?
Finds screen from other post and quietly places it between the horny-squid-and-prey and the various noobs...
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:42 pm
by Toawa
チャンス！
::A dimensional rift opens, and Toawa's vending cart (well, it has wheels) barrels out. It lands on top of the screen, and unfolds into a fully stocked cafe/giftshop/tentaclesex-ring::
Open for business.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:01 pm
by LindaH
*films it and has fun with herself while doign so*
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:51 am
by Usagi-kun
*pops open a lawn chair and enjoys the show*