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Wierdest Fetish Ever
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:22 pm
by Swordsman3003
Let's have a contest to celebrate the end of the school year!
Who can find the wierdest fetish? Who does will recieve the grand prize, which I will teleport to you psychically.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:57 pm
by Badnoodle
Tranny Mormon schoolgirls covered in pudding and feathers is the most bizarre I've ever encountered personally.
I used to have photographic proof, but lost them in The Great Hard Drive Asplosion of 2003.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:58 pm
by Caduceus
R Crumb likes to sit on women's feet.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:57 pm
by Peaches
Stephen Henderson-Grady wrote:R Crumb likes to sit on women's feet.
I hate feet, but if R Crumb does it, then darnit, I'll try it.
How about conjoined twins/triplets? I know a website, but the goggles DO NOTHING!
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:52 pm
by Skztr
I like porn that doesnt have anything pornographic in it. I have no idea how to describe what I mean.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:56 pm
by Legmuscle
I've never understood the one where women are stuck to the floor with glue. The girls aren't naked. They're not really doing anything particularly sexy even.
Every one of them follows a strict pattern that is never deviated from. Girl walks into room, girl's feet get stuck to the floor, followed by a description of the adhesive substance that she's stepped in, in some cases we are shown that whatever adhesive is being used on the floor has seeped through their shoes somehow and has stuck their feet into them, this is the only variaton, girl tries to get her feet free, girl realises it's hopless. In all cases each story ends with the girl wailing, "I'm stuck FOREVER!" Which I assume is this fetish's equivalent to a money shot.
Most other fetishes, even ones I don't share, I can understand the psychology behind them. This one: Girls with their feet stuck to the floor. I don't get it.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 1:08 pm
by Cuteswan
legmuscle wrote:Girl walks into room, girl's feet get stuck to the floor, followed by a description of the adhesive substance that she's stepped in
If it's bukkake then maybe it makes sense, somehow....
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:19 pm
by Skztr
legmuscle wrote:I've never understood the one where women are stuck to the floor with glue. The girls aren't naked. They're not really doing anything particularly sexy even.
....
In all cases each story ends with the girl wailing, "I'm stuck FOREVER!" Which I assume is this fetish's equivalent to a money shot.
That does sound sexy.
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:48 am
by Prince Amethyst
It is a fantasy about being "stucked"... seeing a woman who is afraid and stressed and all that... looking despaired... sweating and grimacing...
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:49 am
by Loverboy586
arborphilia has always given me nightmares
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:01 am
by Skztr
Loverboy586 wrote:arborphilia has always given me nightmares
I had no idea those camp councellors were molesting me all those times they made me hug a tree. Bitches.. making me a part of their sick pornographic show...
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 8:13 am
by Major Maxillary
"for a while i thought i was into S&M, beastiality, and Necrophilia, but then i realized i was just beating a dead horse."
i had something else to say, but i forgot it...
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 8:18 am
by Squidflakes
that was worthy of monitor bukkake
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 4:47 pm
by RantinAn
The one i cant understand, at all, is the same one kiki cant. Straight hetrosexual missionary position. Where the fuck is the fun in that?
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 4:51 pm
by Cathowl
Some people just prefer vanilla over double-chocolate pican with rainbow sprinkles.
Fetish that makes me go "bzuh?!": Amputation.
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:02 pm
by BenMCOB
That ball-kicking fetish is one of the few that can make me wince. Can't remember the name for it right now though...
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:56 am
by Slander
Nothing clears out an open-minded BDSM club like nailing a consenting partner's genetalia to a board, lemme tell ya.
(Done it? No. Seen it? You betcha.)
In terms of weird fetishes that don't involve nailing delicate body parts to planks, I think the Japanese oversized pudenda fetish is one of the downright weirdest. Imagine watching a twenty-minute video where a woman is wearing fake giant labia beneath her panties and rubbing them against all manner of hard corners. Stair rails, desk corners, jungle gyms... None are safe from PUDENDA.
Unbirthing, the fantasy of taking a fully-grown (or shrunken) partner into one's womb, is also a pretty weird one. Most UB material is also furry, which frustrates me because my curiosity about the fetish conflicts with my furry squick.
And yeah. I'm pretty much a walking glossary of weird kinks.
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:04 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
Godzilla vs. Pudenda...coming soon to a theatre near you.
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:47 pm
by Major Maxillary
okay, i just thought of what i was gonna say;
eating one's own or someone else's genitals.
now, i've never been one to judge someone by their sexual preferences, but there is a point where you just have to call a freak a freak.
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:07 pm
by Tellner
You mean like Armin Meiwes?