By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2
...pulling back the foreskin of ignorance and applying the wire brush of knowledge.
Chakra: Any place where, if you hit it with a baseball bat, you'll die. Joe Bob Briggs
Kill for gain or shoot to maim, we don't need a reason.
The golden goose is on the loose and never out of season.
Blackened pride still burns inside this shell of bloody treason.
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun, for the love of living death...
~Adrian Smith/Bruce Dickinson
Peaches wrote:What's next, webcomics that aren't availible online?
Ah, the golden age of telegraph comics. When I was a lad we used to wait down at the telamagraphic office waiting for the latest edition of - . -. - .- -.-. .-.. . .-- .- .--. .
Embarrassment doesn't even begin to describe it...
"It is the difference between the unknown and the unknowable, between science and fantasy - it is a matter of essence. The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable. The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either."
But we must wonder, is it life that imitates pr0n, or pr0n which imitates life? That, my friends, is a question for the ages.
~Fio
Kill for gain or shoot to maim, we don't need a reason.
The golden goose is on the loose and never out of season.
Blackened pride still burns inside this shell of bloody treason.
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun, for the love of living death...
~Adrian Smith/Bruce Dickinson
I've already designed one, and I'd love it if I could get CJ or Misca to test it for me... of course the bra is made of my hands, but that's beside the point.
squidflakes wrote:I've already designed one, and I'd love it if I could get CJ or Misca to test it for me... of course the bra is made of my hands, but that's beside the point.
How would you package those, and what about the power supply? At leat they're not unitaskers.
I don't know about Misca, but I don't think CJ'd be too keen on the idea.
Toawa, the Rogue Auditor.
(Don't ask how I did it; the others will be ticked if they realize I'm not at their stupid meetings.)
Interdimensional Researcher, Builder, and Trader Extraordinaire
~When you haunt the dreams of those who stole your breath
Ask them how they possibly can sleep at night
Send them my regards, that I'll be waiting
Here in front of your grave, I'll be waiting~
~Hurray For Futanari~
At leat they're not unitaskers.
